Blood Testing Vital For Heart Health

“When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.”
Will Rogers.


I still tell the ole lady to go buy some hookers, and when they go to close my casket for the final time(At the chapel, not graveyard, when it’s closed, it’s closed) to throw themselves on the lid and cry and yell, “Don’t leave me!! You swore you’d never leave me!!”

I may have to get the funeral director in on this, i don’t think she’s going to do it…

 

Thats too elabrate. Just get funeral home to play Poo goes the weasel. Over and over
Now if its ooen casket, those remote control fart noise machines are about 15 bucks