Box Truckers Song Parody

A verse with a food reference completes an homage to 'Weird' Al Yankovic.

 

There’s three things on my growing list of vehicles that I avoid at all costs. Meaning, I will not hang around these vehicles any longer than I have to and if I can avoid them all together even better.

1. School buses, for obvious reasons. A metal container full of children in the unlikely event. Something should go wrong I just keep my distance. Not to mention a lot of school bus drivers are horrible drivers.
2. Box truck drivers, they could never hold their lane, they’ll sideswipe you and keep going. Probably won’t even know it, and they do not understand the concept of going, uphill, equal slower, and going downhill or on the flat equals faster when trying to pass.
3. Motorcycles.

 

Weird Al would be proud.

 

I thought this was going to be another “Canopener” story but this is hilarious all the same!lol