Somehow, I can see the interrogation:
"You have the right to remain silent, do you understand that right?"
"You have the right to have an attorney present, do you undertand that right?"
"If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you, Do you understand that right?"
I would also like to see the Youtube video of the cow trying to walk while wearing restraints, and of course, I would like to see how they got the cow into the sidecar of the police motorcycle they took it to jail with.