CBP finds dozens of bologna rolls hidden in car floorboard in Santa Teresa

Ex girlfriends parents were constantly flying back and forth to their home country of Italy.

I used to call her mom the Meat Smuggler. She could almost get a suitcase full through.

I spent quite a bit of time in Cuba years ago before Obama opened up travel .We had sailed my buddies sailboat over and left it there for a couple years at Marina Hemingway

Any ways I flew in and out of there quite a few times via Cuba to Mexico than to Miami .

Cuba never stamped your passport to get US citizens around the travel ban.

Most of the time I had 30 Cuban cigars on me that I had removed the bands from.

Customs officer said to me one time " I didn't realize Mexico had such great cigars " being you and your buddies are always bringing back the limit that coincidentally have no bands. .

 

Now that's just a bunch of bologna.......

 

No, probably more like Weiner.....

 

That sounds like a bunch of Bologna .

 

If his last name was MAYER then that’s him.

 

Just shows the value of what us bologna
Lovers will pay.
I don't know if this beats Oscar Meyer bologna,
But I'll dam sure try it.

 

@Sirscrapntruckalot seems strangely absent from this thread.

 

Should we start a GoFundMyBail account?

 

TTR waits with baited breath.