Darwin Award Winner of the Week

Snakes need salvation too

 

but then they would need warning labels already on the snake stating that putting labels on snake may cause death.

 

was probably from Commiefornia or NY .

 

I pick up rattlesnakes all the time.

They're really not bad if you know what you're doing. We usually find dens to gas, then grab them with tongs as they come out, but sometimes you just have to reach down and grab one with your hands.

In Texas if you want to legally catch them from the side of a road you have to add the "reptile and amphibian" endorsement to your hunting license for $7 though.

 

Beat this one.
Colorado Man Mauled After Attempting to “Join” Wyoming Wolf Pack

JACKSON, WY — A self-described “wolf furry” from Fort Collins is recovering in a Wyoming hospital after attempting to integrate himself into an actual pack of wild wolves near Togwotee Pass.

According to Wyoming Conservation Services, 28-year-old “Lupus Moonhowl” legally known as Brian Sanders was spotted crawling on all fours in full faux-fur attire, complete with a tail, plastic fangs, and a Bluetooth speaker playing recorded howls. Witnesses say Sanders approached the wolves while tossing raw hamburger meat in their direction “as a gesture of friendship.”

The wolves reportedly responded by chasing Sanders nearly 300 yards before “testing his durability” with a series of bites and swipes. A game warden on the scene described the encounter as “the fastest I’ve ever seen someone regret a lifestyle choice.”

Sanders suffered multiple puncture wounds, torn synthetic fur, and “severe emotional disillusionment.” When asked by reporters if he’d attempt to rejoin the pack after recovery, he replied, “Probably not… they didn’t seem very into the roleplay.”

Wyoming officials are reminding the public that, while wolves are fascinating animals, they do not accept cosplay applications

 

LMAO
This made my day!!
The last phrase should be sig’d!!!

 

Yeah I laughed pretty hard. Wished they had a video of this happening.

 

The part the Wyoming official didnt tell you , the wolf pack leader hung it off in lupus moonhowl lol