Found something at Nebraska truckstop

I found a CAT Hat in Brooklyn, Iowa 2 years ago at the new TA.

 

Some drivers do find stuff at truck stops. Sometimes cannot get rid of it with Ajax. The itching and burning of the whole affair.

 

Lice hopping off the busy unibrow of a hooker in Memphis standing on my fuel tank.

The #### things got into my cab.

I gtfo out of there to Earle and spend 30 hours hunting the #### things making very sure that every last one was killed. I had horrible nightmares of explaining to wife how I got crabs.

To this day I do not understand how someone who is a drug addict that far down past the bottom can be in such a bad shape but yet continue to try to turn a trick for a dollar. There are certain things that require the eyes to be burned out, ears to be chopped and the creepy crawles to be stripped from your muscles, bones and so on.

 

Don't play with trash. Or expect bad things to happen.

 

GearJammer

It ain't the trash we are all worried about. It those recreational reptiles they need to look out for. Sometimes Penicillin won't help.

 

I have never gotten that mad at my #### to mess with those trashy lot lizards. I have more respect for myself, and my family than that. Besides, I do not do sloppy seconds, or thirsty thirds. I have lost something in Nebraska. I lost a good kidney when i busted it laughing so hard at those ill fated newbies trying to back into a parking space, or pull thru one, and tear up ####.

 

Did the OP find a new job? Pan handling?

 

Sorry op but if ya found one of my ex wives or girlfriends she's yours to keep lol

 

So the rumors are true... people who drive trucks really do have sex with prostitutes at truck stops :O

 

See Brucely you might loose yer virginity after all ! Lmao