Getting out of jury duty

Men's Shirts - should get you excused from jury duty.

 

You’re halfway across the country?
I don’t know about looking at someone. Remember Shawshank Redemption?
he had no remorse to his cheating dead wife, but he got 2 life sentences.

 

Call and tell them your racist hate everybody including your own race...

 

I was unable to get out of it in March. It was a medical malpractice case. There was a man in the jury pool who said that he was opposed to medical malpractice lawsuits of general principle because they discourage people from becoming doctors. He got out of serving.

 

Winner ^^^^^ works every time if they call your bluff take a sharpie draw a swastika on your wrist thats a guaranteed free pass
Now Iam gona sit here and wait for some Kool-Aid drinking leftest to quote me and tell me how anti American & racist I'am
Bring it

 

Tell them you're absolutely willing to serve on the jury... But you are worried that the other jurors might not appreciate your nudist wardrobe, and that if appropriate measures are taken to accommodate you and your attire you will be there.

 

Just wait for it, either the fella from Memphis or Milwaukee will be around shortly to debate how our thinking is wrong.

 

Will this require a group hug ..lol
Do we get a participation trophy ?