Good Companies versus Bad let's have a Chat

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  1. Lonesome

    Lonesome Mr. Sarcasm

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    EXACTLY, Honest TB. Glad you called that one.

    Why on this big blue marble we all know and love known as planet earth, would anyone, and I do mean anyone, drive for CRST, when they can become their own boss, be a Billy Big Rigger, with the help of BYOB&CBD, the 123rd largest(but growing exponentially every day), where you are a stranger but once, leasing company? The home of the long nose Peterbilt, none with less than a million miles, pointed lug nut covers, and sitting nekked lady mud flap weights, or the never to be industry leading Tri Fecta lease, where you and two other hapless schmucks, become lifelong close friends , while tooling around the country on what amounts to a paid vacation! Where Ardis (yes, THAT Ardis) half fast inspects, dejects, rejects, and infects each unit. Where Mobley details each unit to no where close to perfection! Where Inga greets each potential leasee warmly, and personally manhandles each case individually.
    Run by no other than the man, the myth , the legend, a man among men, a respected leader in the leasing industry, and on the TTR boards, your friend and mine, mi amigo, @TB John also known throughout the industry as Honest TB.
     
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  3. God prefers Diesels

    God prefers Diesels Road Train Member

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    I might need glasses, because there were some little words here and there I couldn't read, but the rest sounded great! Where do I sign the contract?
     
  4. mjd4277

    mjd4277 Road Train Member

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  5. Lonesome

    Lonesome Mr. Sarcasm

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    Let me let @TB John take over here, he's more of the meat and potatoes of BYOB&CBD. Those "little" words are just placed there for legal reasons, for all practical purposes, they should be ignored.
     
  6. TB John

    TB John Company Shill of BYOB & CBD

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    @Lonesome pretty well spelled out my fantastic lease options, but fotgot to mention my new lease starter kit. It includes an all weather sleeping bag, a cobra CB radio, an ice scraper, a pair of flip flops and your choice of sweat pants or a 6 pack of undies. Also included a sampling of my fine CBD products. Priced right at $229.95.

    He also doesn't realize that I've moved up to the 121st largest leasing company surpassing Juan's Truck Leasing & Lawn Care and Will's Trucks & Roller Dog Emporium. in the process.
     
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  7. Lonesome

    Lonesome Mr. Sarcasm

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    Congrats, Honest TB! 121? Time for a party! maybe Inga can spread out.......errr....I mean put a spread out, kinda like a driver appreciation day!
     
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  8. TB John

    TB John Company Shill of BYOB & CBD

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    Inga wants to know if everyone likes herring in sour cream like I do.
     
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  9. Lonesome

    Lonesome Mr. Sarcasm

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    Lutefisk?????
     
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  10. TB John

    TB John Company Shill of BYOB & CBD

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    Lutefisk is a stankfest straight from the pit of hell:puke:
     
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  11. TB John

    TB John Company Shill of BYOB & CBD

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    Lutefisk is made by drying fish, then reconstituting it by having family, friends, neighbors, and random people passing by urinate on it.
     
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