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<p>[QUOTE="Snazzy, post: 520938, member: 9499"]Gees, kissing Smiley faces and rolling Teddy Bear eyes. Yep 59 and 44, that's worth Snazzy points, as Life Goes On. </p><p><br /></p><p>The Border Inn was just off the Interstate and had a nice restaurant next to the office. There was full size swimming pool, an ice machine, and across the street sat a convenience store. Our room was on the bottom floor, so I backed in and we unpacked. There was a large bed in the center, two night tables, with lamps, a wall mounted tv, a dresser, and so forth. Darline had come alive and was raring to go. </p><p><br /></p><p>She fished them out, " Here ! These old cut-offs should fit you and I've got this bikini ! We can go for a dip and then get something to eat. " </p><p><br /></p><p>I sat on the bed, " No, lets get a bite first and wait for the sun to go down. Maybe them kids won't be out there later. " </p><p><br /></p><p>Darline yanked me up, " Well, lets go ! I'm starved and you must be too ! " </p><p><br /></p><p>So, we sashayed. No, I sashayed and she wiggled over there. Anyway the meal was pretty good and I tipped accordingly. We returned to our room and prepared to hit the high seas. The cutoffs were a size too small, which caused my mid drift to bulge and my chicken legs to standout. On the other hand, Darline looked like a young Brook Shields. So, I quickly wrapped a towel around my shoulders and tried to suck it in. The water was a bit chilly, so I perched on the edge and dangled my feet in. Darline did a half gainer, triple twist, back flip, from the board. The crowd roared and egged her on. Yep, we weren't alone, because second platoon, B company, was having a bachelor party, for one of their own. What a deal ! One of the young cadets offered me a seat and a cold beer, so I sashayed over and joined them. It was a round umbrella table that was missing the umbrella. The group was made up of all muscle bound, hard bodies, and none too sober. </p><p><br /></p><p>The Tall One spoke first, " Sir, I'd like to offer your daughter a beer; if that's alright, with you. " </p><p><br /></p><p>I took a swig, " She's not my daughter and that's up to her. " </p><p><br /></p><p>Tall One guessed, " Oh, is she your niece ? " </p><p><br /></p><p>I took another swig, " No ! We're not related; just friends. " </p><p><br /></p><p>Tall One elbowed his buddy, " I saw her first ! " </p><p><br /></p><p>His Buddy jumped up, " You can have sloppy seconds ! Oh, I'm sorry sir we're just horsing around and I sure didn't mean anything, by that ! " </p><p><br /></p><p>I lit up, " Don't mind me ! She's a grown girl and can take care of herself. She's probably not even contagious anymore. Say, can I get another beer, or do Ya'll have any to spare ? " </p><p><br /></p><p>The Skinny One handed it to me, " We have plenty of beer; now what were you saying, about her being contagious ? " </p><p><br /></p><p>I twisted the neck, " Oh, it's nothing. You know, them Doctors all want to make names for themselves. Hell, them fellas might not of even caught it from her. " </p><p><br /></p><p>The Table scooted closer, " Caught what ? " </p><p><br /></p><p>I blew smoke, " AIDS; well HIV, or whatever you call it ! You know, that sexually transmitted disease. Yeah, it's hard to believe...." </p><p><br /></p><p>Tall One spat, " I don't believe it ! Man, look at her ! She ..." </p><p><br /></p><p>I took another gulp, " Yep, that's the kicker and what took so long to piece it all together. See, I work for the county Health Department. Anyway, her name kept popping up and guys were dropping like flies. So, the State Boys got involved and had her committed. You know, with a medical warrant, for the safety of the community. " </p><p><br /></p><p>The Ugly One sighed, " It'd be worth it ! " </p><p><br /></p><p>The Table jumped up, " Well, it was nice meeting you and we've got to get going. Tell you friend that, we wish her the best. Come on guys ! " </p><p><br /></p><p>So, B company, second platoon, charged full speed ahead in reverse. Yep, they retreated like their lives depended on it. Darline wiggled over and took a seat. </p><p><br /></p><p>I handed her a beer, " Do you care for one ? " </p><p><br /></p><p>Darline took it, " Where did they all go and why did they leave their beer ?" </p><p><br /></p><p>I shrugged, " Beats me ! Maybe they got called back. You know, there's a missile base out here and ..." </p><p><br /></p><p>Darline had to ask, " Did they tell you that ? " </p><p><br /></p><p>I was honest, " No, I was stationed out here; remember ? Yep, I was an MP in the 978 th, back during the civil war ! " </p><p><br /></p><p>Darline giggled, " You were not ! That was back in 1978, right before your oldest daughter was born ! See, I remember what you said ! " </p><p><br /></p><p>I picked up one end, " Well, let's go back in and warm up. It's a little chilly out here and ... " </p><p><br /></p><p>Darline grabbed the other handle, " Man, this is heavy and full of beer. I hope they weren't planning on coming back. " </p><p><br /></p><p>I cheesed, " I kind of doubt that ! " </p><p><br /></p><p>So, there we were, back in the motel room, with an ice chest full of cold beer and nothing to do, but anything we wanted to. What a deal, as Life Goes On. </p><p><br /></p><p>Nightie night Snazzers, your Snazzy1.[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>
[QUOTE="Snazzy, post: 520938, member: 9499"]Gees, kissing Smiley faces and rolling Teddy Bear eyes. Yep 59 and 44, that's worth Snazzy points, as Life Goes On. The Border Inn was just off the Interstate and had a nice restaurant next to the office. There was full size swimming pool, an ice machine, and across the street sat a convenience store. Our room was on the bottom floor, so I backed in and we unpacked. There was a large bed in the center, two night tables, with lamps, a wall mounted tv, a dresser, and so forth. Darline had come alive and was raring to go. She fished them out, " Here ! These old cut-offs should fit you and I've got this bikini ! We can go for a dip and then get something to eat. " I sat on the bed, " No, lets get a bite first and wait for the sun to go down. Maybe them kids won't be out there later. " Darline yanked me up, " Well, lets go ! I'm starved and you must be too ! " So, we sashayed. No, I sashayed and she wiggled over there. Anyway the meal was pretty good and I tipped accordingly. We returned to our room and prepared to hit the high seas. The cutoffs were a size too small, which caused my mid drift to bulge and my chicken legs to standout. On the other hand, Darline looked like a young Brook Shields. So, I quickly wrapped a towel around my shoulders and tried to suck it in. The water was a bit chilly, so I perched on the edge and dangled my feet in. Darline did a half gainer, triple twist, back flip, from the board. The crowd roared and egged her on. Yep, we weren't alone, because second platoon, B company, was having a bachelor party, for one of their own. What a deal ! One of the young cadets offered me a seat and a cold beer, so I sashayed over and joined them. It was a round umbrella table that was missing the umbrella. The group was made up of all muscle bound, hard bodies, and none too sober. The Tall One spoke first, " Sir, I'd like to offer your daughter a beer; if that's alright, with you. " I took a swig, " She's not my daughter and that's up to her. " Tall One guessed, " Oh, is she your niece ? " I took another swig, " No ! We're not related; just friends. " Tall One elbowed his buddy, " I saw her first ! " His Buddy jumped up, " You can have sloppy seconds ! Oh, I'm sorry sir we're just horsing around and I sure didn't mean anything, by that ! " I lit up, " Don't mind me ! She's a grown girl and can take care of herself. She's probably not even contagious anymore. Say, can I get another beer, or do Ya'll have any to spare ? " The Skinny One handed it to me, " We have plenty of beer; now what were you saying, about her being contagious ? " I twisted the neck, " Oh, it's nothing. You know, them Doctors all want to make names for themselves. Hell, them fellas might not of even caught it from her. " The Table scooted closer, " Caught what ? " I blew smoke, " AIDS; well HIV, or whatever you call it ! You know, that sexually transmitted disease. Yeah, it's hard to believe...." Tall One spat, " I don't believe it ! Man, look at her ! She ..." I took another gulp, " Yep, that's the kicker and what took so long to piece it all together. See, I work for the county Health Department. Anyway, her name kept popping up and guys were dropping like flies. So, the State Boys got involved and had her committed. You know, with a medical warrant, for the safety of the community. " The Ugly One sighed, " It'd be worth it ! " The Table jumped up, " Well, it was nice meeting you and we've got to get going. Tell you friend that, we wish her the best. Come on guys ! " So, B company, second platoon, charged full speed ahead in reverse. Yep, they retreated like their lives depended on it. Darline wiggled over and took a seat. I handed her a beer, " Do you care for one ? " Darline took it, " Where did they all go and why did they leave their beer ?" I shrugged, " Beats me ! Maybe they got called back. You know, there's a missile base out here and ..." Darline had to ask, " Did they tell you that ? " I was honest, " No, I was stationed out here; remember ? Yep, I was an MP in the 978 th, back during the civil war ! " Darline giggled, " You were not ! That was back in 1978, right before your oldest daughter was born ! See, I remember what you said ! " I picked up one end, " Well, let's go back in and warm up. It's a little chilly out here and ... " Darline grabbed the other handle, " Man, this is heavy and full of beer. I hope they weren't planning on coming back. " I cheesed, " I kind of doubt that ! " So, there we were, back in the motel room, with an ice chest full of cold beer and nothing to do, but anything we wanted to. What a deal, as Life Goes On. Nightie night Snazzers, your Snazzy1.[/QUOTE]
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