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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;Snazzy, post: 522641, member: 9499&quot;]Darline handed me the packet, &quot; You&#039;ll need to use one of these. I got those for free at the Planned Parenthood center. &quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>I palmed the package, &quot; I&#039;ll only be a minute ! &quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>So, I rushed into the bathroom and flipped on the light. Yep, the dreaded rubbers, lamb skin raincoat, baby catchers, disease preventer, or whatever you call em. I nibbled open the cellophane wrapper, like a rat nibbling on a cardboard box. It finally broke loose, so I thumbed it open and teeth tore the second obstacle. You know, the little square thang that conceals it. Finally the coiled up roll fell into my hand. Now, it&#039;d been awhile since I had used one. Let&#039;s see, 1969, or was it 19970 ?&nbsp; Well, it was before the pill, or before they became popular. How the hell would I know ? That&#039;s a female issue and us guys don&#039;t keep up, with stuff like that. Well, are we just going to stand here, or put this thing on. Alright, alright ! Let&#039;s see, I place this on top here&nbsp; and roll this end down. There it goes, that&#039;s it, oops, wait a minute. Is that right ? What&#039;s that ? It looks like a dunce cap. No ! That&#039;s suppose to be like that. Remember ? That&#039;s where it catches the seaman. Gees, it&#039;s like taking a shower, with your socks on. Yeah, I remember, but that&#039;s better than having baby Barneys running around. Yep, you got that right ! So, are we ready ? Wait, let&#039;s make sure it&#039;s on there right. That&#039;s it shake them hips and see if it holds. Man, if it held on, after that, well it&#039;s not going anywhere. Gees, I hope she didn&#039;t hear that.&nbsp; It sounded like we were thumping our chest. Now, go ahead back in there, but remember we have to be gentle ! </p><p><br /></p><p>I flipped off the light and sashayed over. The room was dark and only the tv reflection glowed a dim shadow. Darline had shut the drapes and had laid herself in the center of the bed.&nbsp; I kneed my way over, as she took me in her arms and we held each other closely. My lips kissed her ear and she held me tighter.&nbsp; </p><p><br /></p><p>Darline whispered, &quot; Please be gentle. &quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>I promised, &quot; I&#039;d never hurt you. &quot;&nbsp; </p><p><br /></p><p>So, our mouths joined together, as our tongues danced and dueled. She tasted like honey, as her breast swelled firm. I ever, so slowly, gently, slid my hand lower and lower. She moaned, as I massaged between her moist legs. She gently pushed my shoulders down and without words begged for me to go down on her. I paused at her hardened nipples and gave each a tender sucking. My tongue left a trail of passion, as I lowered my head between her thighs. She moaned, as I kissed her, where most men could only dream of. She widened her legs and wrapped her fingers behind my neck. I French kissed and swiveled my head to maximize her pleasure. It was like playing a musical instrument that only the Gods could of created. The room&#039;s silence filled with her gasp of ecstasy and shrills of delight. Darline placed her arms beneath my shoulders and guided me gently on top of her. She licked my lips and tasted what I had extracted. We both licked each others faces, as I entered her and felt her deep warmth. </p><p><br /></p><p>Darline cried out, &quot; OH, OH, Oh, My GOD DON&#039;T STOP ! &quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>I was humping away, &quot; OH, OH, Oh, YEAH ! YEAH ! &quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>Our bodies became one, as the room fell silent. Not a word was spoken and none needed to be. I rolled on my back and could still feel the earth moving. Darline took my hand and nestled her cheek on my shoulder. I kissed her forehead and drifted away. </p><p><br /></p><p>So, a couple of hours passed and the need to go struck me. Yep, I had to pee like a racehorse. I took Darline&#039;s wrist and moved her arm to the side. Using great stealth, I felt through the darkness and made my way back. The tv had grown dark and the blackness covered all. I was still weak kneed, light headed, and a bit, in a daze. You know, the bottoms of my feet, still felt all sucked in. Well, you what I mean. I felt for the toilet lid and lifted it up. I didn&#039;t want to turn the light on and chance disturbing the best sex ever. No ! She wasn&#039;t as good, as Sexy Thing, but #### close ! Anyway, the male Snazzers can relate to this. You see, theres two types of erection. The hard on kind that yarns for sex and the pee-pee kind that is full of pee. Well, this was one of the pee-pee kind. Yap, it was as hard as a rock and stiff as a board. Yep, there wasn&#039;t any flex to it and the only way to solve the problem was, well to pee. Now, in order to do that, one has to tilt one&#039;s self and .. Well, you know what I mean. So, my mind voices were singing, &#039; I&#039;m a little teapot short and stout, here&#039;s my handle and here&#039;s my spout&#039;. Well, I finally managed to get a stream going and none too soon. Yep, my kidneys were about to burst and I began to sigh with relief. All of the sudden the room lit up and Darline appeared. Yep, she had a look of terror on her face that I can still see till this day. </p><p><br /></p><p>I turned and asked, &quot; What&#039;s wrong ? &quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>Darline pointed, &quot; Are you ok ? &quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>So, I looked down and couldn&#039;t believe my eyes. Yep, that rubber looked like beach ball, about to explode. Yep, I&#039;d forgotten all about it. You know, it&#039;s like wearing a ball cap, or gloves. You just forget that you have them on. Anyway, we both got a good laugh out of that. Well, it was kind of funny, but what bothered me was Darline. Yep, she had thought, that I had abandoned her. What a deal, as Life Goes On. </p><p><br /></p><p>Nightie night Snazzers, your Snazzy1.[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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