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<p>[QUOTE="Snazzy, post: 525506, member: 9499"]Yep PJW044, if only there wasn't a law against it, as Life Goes On. </p><p><br /></p><p>Darline was wearing a pair of tight fitting cutoffs, a strapless teeshirt, and had her hair in a ponytail. I sat down at the table while she served up the fried chicken, taters & gravy, sweetcorn, home made biscuits, and apple pie. </p><p><br /></p><p>I poured the iced tea, " You didn't have to do all of this. I could of .." </p><p><br /></p><p>Darline cut me short, " I wanted to and your landlord; Mr Hook ? He loaned me his car, so I went shopping, stopped at the bank, did our laundry, and decided to cook. How is it ? " </p><p><br /></p><p>I dug in, " It's good ! Where did you learn to cook like this ? " </p><p><br /></p><p>Darline blushed, " I just picked it up, I guess. So, how was your day ? " </p><p><br /></p><p>Knock, knock, " Wonder who that is ? COME IN ! " </p><p><br /></p><p>Dan entered, " I'm sorry, I didn't know that you were eating. " </p><p><br /></p><p>I stood, " That's alright ! Dan, this Darline; Darline this is Dan. He's the TLX shop foreman and real pain in my ### ! " </p><p><br /></p><p>Darline slapped my shoulder, " You better behave ! Dan, don't pay him any attention. Have a seat and join us. " </p><p><br /></p><p>Dan sat, " Man ! This looks good and I'm starved ! Say Barn, the reason I came over was to find out; what's going on ? I haven't seen you and didn't know what the deal was ? " </p><p><br /></p><p>So, I filled Dan in on my travels and what not. No ! I didn't mention who Darline was. Well, you know what I mean ! Anyway after stuffing ourselves full we decided to hit the Pirates Den. You know, Mr Hook's bar and grill. Darline went as she was and all eyes widened, as she wiggled in. Mr Hook set us up and flirted with you know who. No ! Not me ! Darline ! Anyway, she decided to throw some darts and that gave Dan a chance to speak freely, " So, I hear that your our new GM ! " </p><p><br /></p><p>I lit up, " Yeah, finally. You know, Junior had promised me that quite awhile back. Oh, have you heard from him lately ? '' </p><p><br /></p><p>Dan lit his cigar, " No; last I heard, him and his mother were still at it. That Pompous guy is a real pain in the ###. He's worst than Ed, Ma Crook, and Junior all put together ! So, what are your plans ? " </p><p><br /></p><p>I blew smoke, " I don't have any ! Dan, all of the uppity ups care about is making money and screwing everybody ! Now, if it were up to me. The first thing that would happen, is a pay raise for the drivers. I'd rewrite those leases too and see that those operators get a fair shake. I'd let you hire on three more mechanics and give you all a raise. I'd..." </p><p><br /></p><p>Ed appeared, " Why didn't you called me ? " </p><p><br /></p><p>I lied, " I was just getting ready to ! Where's uh, ..." </p><p><br /></p><p>Ed read my mind, " She's working late at the office. She's who sent me over here to check on you. So, what did you find out ? " </p><p><br /></p><p>I took a swig, " Well, I'm the GM, but there's a Mister Pompous ###, who is over me. He's suppose to train me and Big Man is coming down sometime next week. Ed, that's all, that I know. " </p><p><br /></p><p>Ed gave Dan the Look, " Dan, give us a minute ! " </p><p><br /></p><p>Dan got the hint, " I'll go and keep Darline company. " </p><p><br /></p><p>Ed had to ask, " Who's Darline ? " </p><p><br /></p><p>I lied, " Oh, just some chick that works here. " </p><p><br /></p><p>Ed took a seat, " Now, Barney ! Here's what we need you to do ! Ma and I decided to fight fire, with fire. Your just in the right position to do what's needed. Now tomorrow, I want you to insert this CD into your computer. Now, once it's loaded, just key run program file, eve. TLX ppfu. " </p><p><br /></p><p>I eyed the CD, " What's that going to do ? " </p><p><br /></p><p>Ed had an evil grin, " You just do it ! We'll worry about the rest. Now, I'll know the minute it's done, so make sure you do it ! " </p><p><br /></p><p>I paused, " Ed, I'm sure about this ! I mean, if ..." </p><p><br /></p><p>Ed didn't want to hear it, " There's a lot at stake here and you need to decide, on whose side your on ! Barney, we're all counting on you and we'll be forever grateful. So, what do you say ? " </p><p><br /></p><p>Well, what could I say ? I mean, other than yes, or no. So, I finally gave in, but not really. You know, I had all night to think about it and I wasn't sure what to do. Yep, it seemed that no matter what I did, or who I did it to. Well, you know what I mean ! I mean, this was nuts ! There I was in a position to prove myself and show how well I could.. Wait a minute ! What the hell was I doing ? I never wanted to be tied to a desk and be part of the system. Nope ! All I ever wanted, was to run the open road and earn the big bucks. Gees, no wonder drivers end up. Well, you know what I mean, as Life Goes On. </p><p><br /></p><p>Nightie night Snazzers, your Snazzy1.[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>
[QUOTE="Snazzy, post: 525506, member: 9499"]Yep PJW044, if only there wasn't a law against it, as Life Goes On. Darline was wearing a pair of tight fitting cutoffs, a strapless teeshirt, and had her hair in a ponytail. I sat down at the table while she served up the fried chicken, taters & gravy, sweetcorn, home made biscuits, and apple pie. I poured the iced tea, " You didn't have to do all of this. I could of .." Darline cut me short, " I wanted to and your landlord; Mr Hook ? He loaned me his car, so I went shopping, stopped at the bank, did our laundry, and decided to cook. How is it ? " I dug in, " It's good ! Where did you learn to cook like this ? " Darline blushed, " I just picked it up, I guess. So, how was your day ? " Knock, knock, " Wonder who that is ? COME IN ! " Dan entered, " I'm sorry, I didn't know that you were eating. " I stood, " That's alright ! Dan, this Darline; Darline this is Dan. He's the TLX shop foreman and real pain in my ### ! " Darline slapped my shoulder, " You better behave ! Dan, don't pay him any attention. Have a seat and join us. " Dan sat, " Man ! This looks good and I'm starved ! Say Barn, the reason I came over was to find out; what's going on ? I haven't seen you and didn't know what the deal was ? " So, I filled Dan in on my travels and what not. No ! I didn't mention who Darline was. Well, you know what I mean ! Anyway after stuffing ourselves full we decided to hit the Pirates Den. You know, Mr Hook's bar and grill. Darline went as she was and all eyes widened, as she wiggled in. Mr Hook set us up and flirted with you know who. No ! Not me ! Darline ! Anyway, she decided to throw some darts and that gave Dan a chance to speak freely, " So, I hear that your our new GM ! " I lit up, " Yeah, finally. You know, Junior had promised me that quite awhile back. Oh, have you heard from him lately ? '' Dan lit his cigar, " No; last I heard, him and his mother were still at it. That Pompous guy is a real pain in the ###. He's worst than Ed, Ma Crook, and Junior all put together ! So, what are your plans ? " I blew smoke, " I don't have any ! Dan, all of the uppity ups care about is making money and screwing everybody ! Now, if it were up to me. The first thing that would happen, is a pay raise for the drivers. I'd rewrite those leases too and see that those operators get a fair shake. I'd let you hire on three more mechanics and give you all a raise. I'd..." Ed appeared, " Why didn't you called me ? " I lied, " I was just getting ready to ! Where's uh, ..." Ed read my mind, " She's working late at the office. She's who sent me over here to check on you. So, what did you find out ? " I took a swig, " Well, I'm the GM, but there's a Mister Pompous ###, who is over me. He's suppose to train me and Big Man is coming down sometime next week. Ed, that's all, that I know. " Ed gave Dan the Look, " Dan, give us a minute ! " Dan got the hint, " I'll go and keep Darline company. " Ed had to ask, " Who's Darline ? " I lied, " Oh, just some chick that works here. " Ed took a seat, " Now, Barney ! Here's what we need you to do ! Ma and I decided to fight fire, with fire. Your just in the right position to do what's needed. Now tomorrow, I want you to insert this CD into your computer. Now, once it's loaded, just key run program file, eve. TLX ppfu. " I eyed the CD, " What's that going to do ? " Ed had an evil grin, " You just do it ! We'll worry about the rest. Now, I'll know the minute it's done, so make sure you do it ! " I paused, " Ed, I'm sure about this ! I mean, if ..." Ed didn't want to hear it, " There's a lot at stake here and you need to decide, on whose side your on ! Barney, we're all counting on you and we'll be forever grateful. So, what do you say ? " Well, what could I say ? I mean, other than yes, or no. So, I finally gave in, but not really. You know, I had all night to think about it and I wasn't sure what to do. Yep, it seemed that no matter what I did, or who I did it to. Well, you know what I mean ! I mean, this was nuts ! There I was in a position to prove myself and show how well I could.. Wait a minute ! What the hell was I doing ? I never wanted to be tied to a desk and be part of the system. Nope ! All I ever wanted, was to run the open road and earn the big bucks. Gees, no wonder drivers end up. Well, you know what I mean, as Life Goes On. Nightie night Snazzers, your Snazzy1.[/QUOTE]
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