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<p>[QUOTE="Snazzy, post: 531677, member: 9499"]Your safe Pjw044, as Snazzers we all live by the Snazzy code. Do into others, before they do into you. No ! That's not right ! It's three can keep a secret, if two are dead. No ! It's something, like all for one and one for all ! Nope ! That's the Three Musket Ears. It's ??? The Hell if I know, as Life Goes On. </p><p><br /></p><p>Darline had on her purple bikini, Dan had the wheel, and I played bartender. Yep, it was the River Queen's maiden voyage. Let's see, half of Dallas was on board, all of the marina, and anyone else that was able to find a place to stand. Yep, we was elbow to ### hole. I had one of Darline's CDs blasting over the PA system and she sure could sing. The seas were a bit choppy and there was still a hint of spring in the air. But hey ! The sun felt good and the sky was clear. I mean, what more could you ask for ? </p><p><br /></p><p>Dan staggered over, " Hey Barn ! Let me get another rum and coke ! " </p><p><br /></p><p>I had to ask, " Whose driving ? " </p><p><br /></p><p>Dan grinned, " My wife is ! Well, she's learning how ! " </p><p><br /></p><p>I mixed the drink, " Here Dan ! Now, do me a favor. Those fools on the top deck need to settle down. Their making us sway too much and someone might fall overboard. " </p><p><br /></p><p>Dan took a swig, " I don't know them ! They won't listen to me ! Why don't you go up there ? " </p><p><br /></p><p>I explained, " Your the Captain ! Remember ? You agreed to be responsible and I didn't want to leave the dock anyway ! " </p><p><br /></p><p>Dan remembered, " Alright ! I'll go up there, but don't blame me if...." </p><p><br /></p><p>I felt it, " What was that ? " </p><p><br /></p><p>Dan guessed, " Maybe, it was a rogue wave ? " </p><p><br /></p><p>I turned the music down, " Why is everyone screaming ? " </p><p><br /></p><p>So, Dan and I both went to investigate. </p><p><br /></p><p> Dan yelled, " WE'VE RUN A GROUND ! MAN THE LIFE BOATS ! " </p><p><br /></p><p>I tried not to panic, " Dan ! Don't get everyone all worked up. Let's go and check with your wife. " </p><p><br /></p><p>Dan led the way, " Honey ! What happened " </p><p><br /></p><p>She started in, " I don't know what happened ! Everything was going fine and then those guys in the boat..." </p><p><br /></p><p>I had to ask, " What boat ? " </p><p><br /></p><p>She pointed, " The ones that hit us. See, they cut in front of me and I tried to ..." </p><p><br /></p><p>I panicked, " Gosh All Mighty ! She ran over somebody ! Dan ! Stop the engines and ........" </p><p><br /></p><p>Dan yanked the lever, " Get up Honey ! I'll put her in reverse and go back. " </p><p><br /></p><p>I thought about it, " Wait Dan ! " </p><p><br /></p><p>Yep, it was too late. I heard the screams of horror and could only imagine the gore. You know, two steel propellers grinding up human flesh and blood gushing. Oh, the humanity of it ! Well, Dan managed to elbow his way back and tossed a life saver over. No ! Not a candy life saver ! You know, one of them donut kind, that float and has a rope attached. The first surviver was flopped on the deck and then the second. </p><p><br /></p><p>Mr Hook spit out water, " #### Barney ! Are you trying to kill us ? " </p><p><br /></p><p>I patted his back, " I'm sorry ! Now, take deep breaths and ..." </p><p><br /></p><p>Ed foamed at the mouth, " Hell ! You didn't see us ? We circled you twice, but you wouldn't stop ! Your lucky we're both not dead ! " </p><p><br /></p><p>Dan took the blame, " It's my fault ! I let my wife drive and..." </p><p><br /></p><p>Mr Hook had heard enough, " YOU DON"T DRIVE A BOAT ! Gees ! Let me get down there, before you Idiots do kill somebody ! " </p><p><br /></p><p>So, Mr Hook stomped away, as Ed dried himself. Dan and some of the others managed to secure the dingy. Well, what was left of it. Yep, that thing had been cut in half and the outboard was somewhere on the lake's bottom. What a deal ! </p><p><br /></p><p>Ed nose pointed, " Can we go down stairs and talk in private ? " </p><p><br /></p><p>I shut the door, " Gees, I'm sorry Ed ! Are you sure that your alright ? " </p><p><br /></p><p>Ed was Ed, " I'm ok ! Now, listen to me ! " </p><p><br /></p><p>So, I sat and listened. Yep, what Ed had to say, was so startling, earth shattering, unbelievable, totally incredible, that, that, .. Well, you'll have to tune in tomorrow. Same Snazzy channel, at the same Snazzy time, as Life Goes On. What a deal ! " </p><p><br /></p><p>Nightie night Snazzers, your Snazzy1.[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>
[QUOTE="Snazzy, post: 531677, member: 9499"]Your safe Pjw044, as Snazzers we all live by the Snazzy code. Do into others, before they do into you. No ! That's not right ! It's three can keep a secret, if two are dead. No ! It's something, like all for one and one for all ! Nope ! That's the Three Musket Ears. It's ??? The Hell if I know, as Life Goes On. Darline had on her purple bikini, Dan had the wheel, and I played bartender. Yep, it was the River Queen's maiden voyage. Let's see, half of Dallas was on board, all of the marina, and anyone else that was able to find a place to stand. Yep, we was elbow to ### hole. I had one of Darline's CDs blasting over the PA system and she sure could sing. The seas were a bit choppy and there was still a hint of spring in the air. But hey ! The sun felt good and the sky was clear. I mean, what more could you ask for ? Dan staggered over, " Hey Barn ! Let me get another rum and coke ! " I had to ask, " Whose driving ? " Dan grinned, " My wife is ! Well, she's learning how ! " I mixed the drink, " Here Dan ! Now, do me a favor. Those fools on the top deck need to settle down. Their making us sway too much and someone might fall overboard. " Dan took a swig, " I don't know them ! They won't listen to me ! Why don't you go up there ? " I explained, " Your the Captain ! Remember ? You agreed to be responsible and I didn't want to leave the dock anyway ! " Dan remembered, " Alright ! I'll go up there, but don't blame me if...." I felt it, " What was that ? " Dan guessed, " Maybe, it was a rogue wave ? " I turned the music down, " Why is everyone screaming ? " So, Dan and I both went to investigate. Dan yelled, " WE'VE RUN A GROUND ! MAN THE LIFE BOATS ! " I tried not to panic, " Dan ! Don't get everyone all worked up. Let's go and check with your wife. " Dan led the way, " Honey ! What happened " She started in, " I don't know what happened ! Everything was going fine and then those guys in the boat..." I had to ask, " What boat ? " She pointed, " The ones that hit us. See, they cut in front of me and I tried to ..." I panicked, " Gosh All Mighty ! She ran over somebody ! Dan ! Stop the engines and ........" Dan yanked the lever, " Get up Honey ! I'll put her in reverse and go back. " I thought about it, " Wait Dan ! " Yep, it was too late. I heard the screams of horror and could only imagine the gore. You know, two steel propellers grinding up human flesh and blood gushing. Oh, the humanity of it ! Well, Dan managed to elbow his way back and tossed a life saver over. No ! Not a candy life saver ! You know, one of them donut kind, that float and has a rope attached. The first surviver was flopped on the deck and then the second. Mr Hook spit out water, " #### Barney ! Are you trying to kill us ? " I patted his back, " I'm sorry ! Now, take deep breaths and ..." Ed foamed at the mouth, " Hell ! You didn't see us ? We circled you twice, but you wouldn't stop ! Your lucky we're both not dead ! " Dan took the blame, " It's my fault ! I let my wife drive and..." Mr Hook had heard enough, " YOU DON"T DRIVE A BOAT ! Gees ! Let me get down there, before you Idiots do kill somebody ! " So, Mr Hook stomped away, as Ed dried himself. Dan and some of the others managed to secure the dingy. Well, what was left of it. Yep, that thing had been cut in half and the outboard was somewhere on the lake's bottom. What a deal ! Ed nose pointed, " Can we go down stairs and talk in private ? " I shut the door, " Gees, I'm sorry Ed ! Are you sure that your alright ? " Ed was Ed, " I'm ok ! Now, listen to me ! " So, I sat and listened. Yep, what Ed had to say, was so startling, earth shattering, unbelievable, totally incredible, that, that, .. Well, you'll have to tune in tomorrow. Same Snazzy channel, at the same Snazzy time, as Life Goes On. What a deal ! " Nightie night Snazzers, your Snazzy1.[/QUOTE]
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