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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;Snazzy, post: 535874, member: 9499&quot;]That was a good one Ducks and worth 50 Snazzy points, as Life Goes On. </p><p><br /></p><p>I looked out my office window and could see the rows of tractors parked. Yep, it had only taken a couple of weeks for the drivers to throw in their logbooks. Big Man was holding on line two, so I let him hold awhile before picking up, &quot; Barney Goose here ! &quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>Big Man spat, &quot; What the hell is going on Barney ? &quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>I acted dumb, &quot; What do you mean ? &quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>Big Man growled, &quot; I&#039;m talking about the GPS board ! Hell, half our rigs are showing parked at the terminals and most of the others are idling at the truck stops. I bet, there&#039;s not 400 rigs on the road right now ! &quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>I picked my nose, &quot; So ? &quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>Big Man paused, &quot;&nbsp; So !&nbsp; So !&nbsp; Is that all you got to say ?&nbsp; &quot;&nbsp; </p><p><br /></p><p>I inspected the bugger, &quot; Well, I mean, so what ? &quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>Big Man went postal, &quot; So what ! Did you just say so what ? &quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>I rolled it between my fingers, &quot; Hello ? Hello ? Are you there ? &quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>Big Man went postal, &quot; I&#039;M HERE ! DON&#039;T YOU HANG UP ON ME ! &quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>So, I flicked the bugger and hung up. Yep, I sashayed out and jumped into the Benz. It was a warm day and the wind felt good in my face. You know, I had the top down and made good time. Darline was surprised to see me, &quot; What are you doing home so early ? &quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>I gave her a hug, &quot; Well, I might as well tell you ! If Ed and the Crooks don&#039;t gain control soon, I might not have a job ! &quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>Darline kissed my cheek, &quot; Are you hungry ? &quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>Ring, ring, &quot; I better get that ! Hello ? Yeah Ed ! Ya&#039;ll did ? When ? So, we&#039;re back in business ? Great ! Alright ! Yeah ! Tell Junior hi ! Alright ! &quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>Darline had to ask, &quot; What did he say ? &quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>So, just as I was about to answer her. KABOOM ! Yep, the door of the River Queen splintered and the room filed with smoke. Several Ninjas swarmed in and had me pinned to the ground. Well, actually the blast had knocked me down and they just covered me. You know, weapons drawn, shotguns, machine guns, riot gear, dogs snapping, men yelling, woman screaming. Well, Darline was frantic and out of control. </p><p><br /></p><p>I had to ask, &quot; What the hell is going on ? &quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>Captain Ranger pointed his Colt, &quot; I should just blow your head off ! &quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>Darline fought her way over, &quot; He hasn&#039;t done anything ! &quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>I agreed, &quot; What did I do ? What did I do ? &quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>Ranger put the bracelets on me, &quot; Barney Goose ! Your under arrest for attempted Capital Murder ! Now, get him out of here, before I forget that I&#039;m a cop ! &quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>So, the Ninjas, or swat team, or whoever, drug me by my ankles and away we go. Yep, I kind of felt like a chicken&#039;s wishbone. You know, the way they were pulling on me and everything. Anyway, I was stuffed in the back of caged unit and read my rights. The ride to the station was a long one. Yep, a good 50 miles, that took every bit of ten minutes. Well, I guess that they were in a hurry. Anyway, I was printed, mugged, and put in a lineup. Of course, I couldn&#039;t see the witness, but sure heard him, &quot; That&#039;s the guy and I&#039;ll never forget those beady eyes ! &quot; What a deal, as Life Goes On. </p><p><br /></p><p>Nightie night Snazzers, your Snazzy1.[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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