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<p>[QUOTE="Snazzy, post: 537511, member: 9499"]Glad to see Mc8541ss is safe and back with us, W5IT hints of a possible train wreck in the near future, pjw044 is concerned about dropping the soap, and Rivdev50's has dirty thoughts in his mind. What a deal, as Life Goes On.</p><p><br /></p><p>The night past slowly and I had gotten little sleep. The metal bunk was hard as nails and I wasn't in the best of moods, when Captain Ranger showed up. He escorted me back to the interview room and put on a pot of coffee. </p><p><br /></p><p>I sat at the table, " You think, I might get something to put on ? " </p><p><br /></p><p>Captain Ranger tossed it over, " That sack has some of your things in it. That Darline chick dropped it off. She said, that she'd be by later to visit you. " </p><p><br /></p><p>I tugged on the jeans, " Man ! How much longer are ya'll going to keep me here ? I need to..." </p><p><br /></p><p>Ranger poured us a cup, " Your really something ! You shoot a man and leave him for dead and don't even care ! That's cold blooded ! " </p><p><br /></p><p>I took a sip, " Can you pass the sugar ? Thanks ! Hey, this isn't bad ! " </p><p><br /></p><p>Ranger sat across from me, " So, you ready to confess ? " </p><p><br /></p><p>I bummed a smoke, " Thanks ! Now, listen to me ! I can't confess, because I haven't done anything. Ya'll are going to find that out and when you do, I'm going to ..." </p><p><br /></p><p>Ranger flopped down the photos, " That's him on life support, that's the crime scene, this is the gun you left behind, and ..." </p><p><br /></p><p>I snatched it up, " WAIT A MINUTE ! This is a picture of the gun that shot him ? I'm confused ! " </p><p><br /></p><p>Ranger grinned, " Confused as a fox ! You confronted him in that parking lot, as he was getting in his car and shot him ! Then you dropped that weapon and high tailed it out of there. Our witness heard the shot and saw you driving away. Why don't you just admit it ? " </p><p><br /></p><p>I defended myself, " If that's the gun, I can prove that it's not mine ! " </p><p><br /></p><p>Ranger bit, " How ? " </p><p><br /></p><p>I was honest, " Because, I wouldn't be seen dead carrying around a sissy gun like that ! What is that, a 25 semi-auto, with pink handle grips ? A pimp wouldn't carry something like that around. I don't think a self respecting prostitute would ! You got to be kidding me ! " </p><p><br /></p><p>Ranger pointed, " That's his blood it's laying in and this other picture here shows where you peeled out. Yeah, you were pretty smart leaving that gun behind, but you made too many other mistakes. " </p><p><br /></p><p>I buttoned my shirt, " Your full of it ! " </p><p><br /></p><p>Ranger counted his fingers, " First, you hated his guts and wanted him dead, by your own admission ! Second, your an ex-cop and from what I hear. Well, you've had some past ties with ... Well, let's say the Family. Third, you shot him in the balls ! Only a jealous man would shoot..." </p><p><br /></p><p>I giggled, " Your serious ? He was shot in his gonads ? Oh man, that must of smarted like hell ! ####, I almost feel...." </p><p><br /></p><p>Ranger exploded, " You think that this is funny ? A man is gunned down and left laying in his own blood ! AND YOU THINK IT"S FUNNY ! " </p><p><br /></p><p>I rolled on the floor, " Stop ! Stop ! Your killing me ! " </p><p><br /></p><p>Ranger gave up, " Go ahead and laugh, but we'll see who last laughs, err laughs laughs, oh frig it ! " </p><p><br /></p><p>So, Captain Ranger had to assist me back to my cell. Yep, I was doubled over and doing my, hyena on laughing gas impression. Of course, I did feel his pain. Well not really, but my sides sure ached from laughing so hard. What a deal, as Life Goes On. </p><p><br /></p><p>Nightie night Snazzers, your Snazzy1.[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>
[QUOTE="Snazzy, post: 537511, member: 9499"]Glad to see Mc8541ss is safe and back with us, W5IT hints of a possible train wreck in the near future, pjw044 is concerned about dropping the soap, and Rivdev50's has dirty thoughts in his mind. What a deal, as Life Goes On. The night past slowly and I had gotten little sleep. The metal bunk was hard as nails and I wasn't in the best of moods, when Captain Ranger showed up. He escorted me back to the interview room and put on a pot of coffee. I sat at the table, " You think, I might get something to put on ? " Captain Ranger tossed it over, " That sack has some of your things in it. That Darline chick dropped it off. She said, that she'd be by later to visit you. " I tugged on the jeans, " Man ! How much longer are ya'll going to keep me here ? I need to..." Ranger poured us a cup, " Your really something ! You shoot a man and leave him for dead and don't even care ! That's cold blooded ! " I took a sip, " Can you pass the sugar ? Thanks ! Hey, this isn't bad ! " Ranger sat across from me, " So, you ready to confess ? " I bummed a smoke, " Thanks ! Now, listen to me ! I can't confess, because I haven't done anything. Ya'll are going to find that out and when you do, I'm going to ..." Ranger flopped down the photos, " That's him on life support, that's the crime scene, this is the gun you left behind, and ..." I snatched it up, " WAIT A MINUTE ! This is a picture of the gun that shot him ? I'm confused ! " Ranger grinned, " Confused as a fox ! You confronted him in that parking lot, as he was getting in his car and shot him ! Then you dropped that weapon and high tailed it out of there. Our witness heard the shot and saw you driving away. Why don't you just admit it ? " I defended myself, " If that's the gun, I can prove that it's not mine ! " Ranger bit, " How ? " I was honest, " Because, I wouldn't be seen dead carrying around a sissy gun like that ! What is that, a 25 semi-auto, with pink handle grips ? A pimp wouldn't carry something like that around. I don't think a self respecting prostitute would ! You got to be kidding me ! " Ranger pointed, " That's his blood it's laying in and this other picture here shows where you peeled out. Yeah, you were pretty smart leaving that gun behind, but you made too many other mistakes. " I buttoned my shirt, " Your full of it ! " Ranger counted his fingers, " First, you hated his guts and wanted him dead, by your own admission ! Second, your an ex-cop and from what I hear. Well, you've had some past ties with ... Well, let's say the Family. Third, you shot him in the balls ! Only a jealous man would shoot..." I giggled, " Your serious ? He was shot in his gonads ? Oh man, that must of smarted like hell ! ####, I almost feel...." Ranger exploded, " You think that this is funny ? A man is gunned down and left laying in his own blood ! AND YOU THINK IT"S FUNNY ! " I rolled on the floor, " Stop ! Stop ! Your killing me ! " Ranger gave up, " Go ahead and laugh, but we'll see who last laughs, err laughs laughs, oh frig it ! " So, Captain Ranger had to assist me back to my cell. Yep, I was doubled over and doing my, hyena on laughing gas impression. Of course, I did feel his pain. Well not really, but my sides sure ached from laughing so hard. What a deal, as Life Goes On. Nightie night Snazzers, your Snazzy1.[/QUOTE]
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