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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;Snazzy, post: 540697, member: 9499&quot;]Yep Pjw044, the sharks are circling, as Life Goes On. </p><p><br /></p><p>Wifey&#039;s eyes were puffy from lack of sleep and she seemed a bit off her stride. I plopped back down at the bar and waited for her to speak first. There was a moment of silence, before her voice filled the air. </p><p><br /></p><p>Wifey had to ask, &quot; Are we alone ? Where&#039;s your girlfriend at ? &quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>I was honest, &quot; She&#039;s not here and probably won&#039;t be back. &quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>Wifey beat around the bush, &quot; How is everything ? &quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>I rolled my eyes, &quot; Just Peachy ! Now, what do you want ! &quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>Wifey fought back tears, &quot; He&#039;s out of his coma and is able to talk. That&#039;s why I&#039;m here. He said, that it wasn&#039;t you who shot him and ....&quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>I lit up, &quot; OH REALLY ! Imagine that ! He gets shot and the first thing you do is name me as the prime suspect. I didn&#039;t have any reason to...&quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>Wifey began crying, &quot; I&#039;m sorry, I&#039;m sorry ! When it happened I thought that you did it ! I was wrong ! &quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>I blew smoke, &quot; You #### sure were !&nbsp; So, who did do it ? &quot;</p><p><br /></p><p>Wifey&#039;s lips quivered, &quot; I can&#039;t tell you, but no one is going to be arrested and he promised me that ! &quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>I took a swig, &quot; Look ! Sit down over there and get a grip on yourself. Now, what the hell is going on ? What do mean that ....&quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>Wifey sat on the couch, &quot;&nbsp; Well, I might as well tell you. What happened&nbsp; was an accident. You see, he bought me that gun...&quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>I was way ahead of her, &quot; OH, I get it ! The Idiot shot his balls off and is trying to get sympathy ! &quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>Wifey shook her head, &quot; No ! It really was an accident. He wanted to have some protection, but we only had that 25. Anyway, he was taking it out of his waistband and it went off. Ostrich Neck, I mean Guitar Man went into shock. He was out cold and some guy passing by saw a car speed away. He described you to a tee and ....&quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>I knew that part, &quot; Yeah ! Some eyewitness ! That old blind fool almost got me charged with it. Of course, you giving the cops a picture of me and..&quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>Wifey hung her head, &quot; I was wrong, but what else was I to think ? &quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>I bragged, &quot; If I wanted that SOB dead ! He would be dead ! They&#039;d never find a piece of him and I&#039;d have twenty witnesses...&quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>Wifey agreed, &quot; I know and after I thought about it. Well, you wouldn&#039;t of shot him and left any witnesses. &quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>I grinned, &quot; Yeah, you know me pretty good. You know, when all of this gets out, he&#039;s going to look pretty stupid. I bet, that he can kiss his political career goodbye and....&#039;</p><p><br /></p><p>Wifey dropped her bomb, &quot; Oh no ! He&#039;s doing fine ! Well, he might be paralyzed, from the waist down and ..&quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>I didn&#039;t believe her, &quot; Wait a minute ! He shoots himself and ...&quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>Wifey explained, &quot; Well, he just claimed that someone jumped him in the parking lot and the gun went off. It all makes sense and now the cops are looking for ....&quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>I guessed, &quot; Don&#039;t tell me ! A one armed man, with bushy hair ! &quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>Wifey snickered, &quot; Your a Hoot ! Did you know that ? &quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>I was serious, &quot; Well, what happens when I spill the beans ?&nbsp; I mean, all I have to do is call the cops and ...&quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>Wifey called my bluff, &quot; You won&#039;t do that ! That would make you a snitch and we both know how you hate snitches ! &quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>I defended myself, &quot; No ! That wouldn&#039;t be snitching ! Ostrich Neck put his own nuts in the vice. I&#039;d just be a good citizen and ...&quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>Wifey spat, &quot; Well, go ahead and call them ! I dare you to ! They won&#039;t believe you and I&#039;ll swear that you admitted hiring someone ! &quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>So, I pointed Wifey towards the door and bid her a goodnight. Yep, she had a point alright. I mean, it would be my word against theirs. Yeah, I knew how that would come out and besides. I was off the hook and things were looking better. Yep, maybe things would work out, as Life Goes On. </p><p><br /></p><p>Nightie night Snazzers, your Snazzy1.[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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