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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;Snazzy, post: 543944, member: 9499&quot;]Yep MC85, if it can go wrong it will and PJ44 is right, money talks and BS walks, as Life Goes On. </p><p><br /></p><p>The hail finally letup, as an old water truck swung in. Ray spoke Tex-Mex to the brown skinned driver and pointed. </p><p><br /></p><p>I had to ask, &quot; What&#039;s that guy up to ? &quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>Ray enlightened me, &quot; He&#039;s going to wet hose our rigs and ...&quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>I rolled my eyes, &quot; He&#039;s going to put water in our tanks ? &quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>Ray opened his backpack, &quot; No ! He&#039;s hauling diesel in there ! You see, they have to pay taxes on any fuel brought over, but water isn&#039;t taxed. &quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>I got it, &quot; Oh ! I see, but isn&#039;t that risky ? I mean, no Has Matt Placards, or nothen ? Gees ! He&#039;s sure taking a chance ! &quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>Ray held class, &quot; He&#039;s not taking any chances ! See, he knows all the Border Agents and they just wave him through. Yep, he&#039;s got a good deal going. I bet, he didn&#039;t pay twenty cents per gallon and he&#039;ll charge us three times that. Now ! Take this end and I&#039;ll start taping her up. &quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>I held the Duck tape, &quot; Oh ! I see, what your doing. But why ? &quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>Ray kept taping, &quot; This orange colored tape makes it look like pinstripes. See how I&#039;m covering up those School Bus decals ? Yep, when I&#039;m finished she&#039;ll look the part ! &quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>I had to ask, &quot; Look like what ? &quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>Ray pointed, &quot; Like that ! See ! She&#039;s taking shape ! Now, let&#039;s get the other side and do it the same way. We still have to get you ready to go and we&#039;re burning daylight ! &quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>We finally finished, &quot; Yep ! That sure makes her look different, but why are you doing this ? &quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>Ray pasted the sign on, &quot; Here ! Hold that there ! Let me put some more glue on it ! That&#039;s better ! See ! Now, I&#039;m Brother Ray, the traveling Gospel of the Holy Roller Church ! Amen ! Brother ! Amen ! &quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>I scratched my head, &quot; I still don&#039;t get it ! &quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>Ray began to preach, &quot; You see, if you put them in-transit tags on and the Midnight Mover logos on her. Well, you might as well put up a sign begging them Bears to pull you over. See, I&#039;ll put them Texas exempt plates on and she&#039;ll look the part. &quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>It hit me, &quot; Oh ! I get it now ! You&#039;ll look like a traveling preacher, on the road and spreading the Gospel ! Man ! That&#039;s pretty shrewed ! &quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>Ray slipped it on, &quot; How do I look ? &quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>I was impressed, &quot; Boy Howdy ! With that white collar on and black jacket, you&#039;ll really have em fooled ! What&#039;s this ? &quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>Ray helped me on with it, &quot; That&#039;s your orange vest and your hardhat. Yep, you look just like a heavy equipment operator ! Now, let&#039;s get these girls ready to head out ! &quot; </p><p><br /></p><p>So, we did. Yep, ole Ray sure knew his stuff. He put red tape over the red lens, orange tape on the amber lens, and even taped up the parts hanging down. What a deal ! As, Life Goes On. </p><p><br /></p><p>Nightie night Snazzers, your Snazzy1.[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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