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<p>[QUOTE="Snazzy, post: 548372, member: 9499"]We were over halfway there and I was plume wore out. All that bouncing and wheel fighting had taken it's toll on me. Now, Ray had done a good job on turning that Cat up. Yep, she'd top out at a good 47 mph and that sure beat the pants off of the 38 I had started with. Another thing Ray showed me was how to save a buck. Yep, he'd talked that restaurant out of ten gallons of deep fried grease. So, instead of adding diesel oil. Well, you guessed it. Yep, it smelt like a Catfish Revival on a Sunday Riverbank. What a deal ! Anyway, we exited the big road and parked along side of the others. Yep, there were more school buses, cranes, and a few other things. Let's see, ambulances, firetrucks, taxi cabs, cab overs, long noses, drilling rigs, belly dumps, and assorted other pieces of crap. We were next to a creek and surrounded by large pine trees. The clearing looked like a Tea-I-Wanna truck stop. Yep, and the other drivers could of been cast in the Grapes Of Wrath. I mean, bum looking, hobo dressed, down and dirty, desperate drivers. I scanned the area, before climbing down. All eyes were on us, as they circled around. </p><p><br /></p><p>Ray made the introductions, " Ya'll all know me ! I'm Crazy Ray and this here is Bad Barney ! He's one of us and I want you treat him right ! " </p><p><br /></p><p>I shook hands, " How are you doing ! Glad to meet you ! Same here ! How's it going ? Nice looking kid ! Pleased to meet you ! Howdy ! Hi ! Hello ! " </p><p><br /></p><p>Ray led the way over, " Go ahead and get comfortable Barney. You can take off that hardhat and orange vest. Hey ! They got coffee going ! " </p><p><br /></p><p>The Rag Woman dipped our tin cans in, " Here ya'll go ! That's still fresh from yesterday and I just added some more grounds to it. " </p><p><br /></p><p>Ray took a sip, " Thanks ! You might want to stoke that fire a bit ! " </p><p><br /></p><p>Rag Woman bellowed, " You kids go fetch some more firewood and be quick about it ! Mr Ray is our guest ! " </p><p><br /></p><p>The Snot Nosed Kids grumbled, " Oh Ma ! Can't we finish ..." </p><p><br /></p><p>Rag Woman raised her stick, " Go on ! I swear, them young ens ain't worth nothen no more ! Did you hear about Kill Roy ? " </p><p><br /></p><p>Ray sat on a stump, " Yeah ! That's too bad, but it didn't surprise me none. He took too many chances and that was bound to happen. " </p><p><br /></p><p>I had to ask, " What happened ? " </p><p><br /></p><p>Rag Woman spat, " Tried to beat the train ! We all warned him, but he never listened and it was the 2:10 to Yuma that got him ! " </p><p><br /></p><p>Ray rolled a smoke, " Heard they didn't find enough to bury him ! Well, hope he rest in peace and ..." </p><p><br /></p><p>Rag Woman took off, " I'm going to tan their hides ! Ya'll go ahead and help yourselves. I'll be back after awhile. " </p><p><br /></p><p>I poured it out, " #### ! That taste like soap ! How can you drink it ? " </p><p><br /></p><p>Ray lit up, " You have to get use to it. All the transit camp coffee taste like that. See, that kettle there ? They use that to bathe the kids and do thier laundry. See, these tin cans here make good cups and those corncobs are better than toilet tissue. " </p><p><br /></p><p>I couldn't believe it, " You mean, they live like this ? Cans for cups ? Used coffee grounds ? Wipe with cobs ? What the hell is wrong with them ? " </p><p><br /></p><p>Ray blew smoke, " It's our way of life ! We're the outcast drivers that no one wants and that's fine with us ! We travel the back roads and make do the best we can ! See that bunch over there ? He's been doing this since man invented the wheel. His wife raised all six of their kids on the road and gave birth to half of them out here ! " </p><p><br /></p><p>I rolled my eyes, " That's crazy ! Those kids need to be in school and .." </p><p><br /></p><p>Ray disagreed, " School ! What for ? To learn how to make a living ! Hell, those kids learn more out here than ..." </p><p><br /></p><p>I piped in, " They don't have to live this way ! I mean, at least the company drivers get paid eating wages. I bet, they never tried.." </p><p><br /></p><p>Ray educated me, " Company Driver ? Man ! That's why most of them are out here ! See him ? He use to be an owner operator and that guy over there. Do you see him ? " </p><p><br /></p><p>I had to ask, " The one mumbling to himself and walking backwards ? " </p><p><br /></p><p>Ray dropped his bomb, " Yeah ! He use to own, his own trucking company and look at him now ! That's what long hauling gets you ! " </p><p><br /></p><p>So, I tried to keep a low profile and kept to myself. I mean, with all the drivers I had recruited and... Well, you know what I mean. Yep, just as the sunset the feast began. Let's see, roasted radial and mud flap pie. What a deal, as Life Goes On. </p><p><br /></p><p>Nightie night Snazzers, your Snazzy1.[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>
[QUOTE="Snazzy, post: 548372, member: 9499"]We were over halfway there and I was plume wore out. All that bouncing and wheel fighting had taken it's toll on me. Now, Ray had done a good job on turning that Cat up. Yep, she'd top out at a good 47 mph and that sure beat the pants off of the 38 I had started with. Another thing Ray showed me was how to save a buck. Yep, he'd talked that restaurant out of ten gallons of deep fried grease. So, instead of adding diesel oil. Well, you guessed it. Yep, it smelt like a Catfish Revival on a Sunday Riverbank. What a deal ! Anyway, we exited the big road and parked along side of the others. Yep, there were more school buses, cranes, and a few other things. Let's see, ambulances, firetrucks, taxi cabs, cab overs, long noses, drilling rigs, belly dumps, and assorted other pieces of crap. We were next to a creek and surrounded by large pine trees. The clearing looked like a Tea-I-Wanna truck stop. Yep, and the other drivers could of been cast in the Grapes Of Wrath. I mean, bum looking, hobo dressed, down and dirty, desperate drivers. I scanned the area, before climbing down. All eyes were on us, as they circled around. Ray made the introductions, " Ya'll all know me ! I'm Crazy Ray and this here is Bad Barney ! He's one of us and I want you treat him right ! " I shook hands, " How are you doing ! Glad to meet you ! Same here ! How's it going ? Nice looking kid ! Pleased to meet you ! Howdy ! Hi ! Hello ! " Ray led the way over, " Go ahead and get comfortable Barney. You can take off that hardhat and orange vest. Hey ! They got coffee going ! " The Rag Woman dipped our tin cans in, " Here ya'll go ! That's still fresh from yesterday and I just added some more grounds to it. " Ray took a sip, " Thanks ! You might want to stoke that fire a bit ! " Rag Woman bellowed, " You kids go fetch some more firewood and be quick about it ! Mr Ray is our guest ! " The Snot Nosed Kids grumbled, " Oh Ma ! Can't we finish ..." Rag Woman raised her stick, " Go on ! I swear, them young ens ain't worth nothen no more ! Did you hear about Kill Roy ? " Ray sat on a stump, " Yeah ! That's too bad, but it didn't surprise me none. He took too many chances and that was bound to happen. " I had to ask, " What happened ? " Rag Woman spat, " Tried to beat the train ! We all warned him, but he never listened and it was the 2:10 to Yuma that got him ! " Ray rolled a smoke, " Heard they didn't find enough to bury him ! Well, hope he rest in peace and ..." Rag Woman took off, " I'm going to tan their hides ! Ya'll go ahead and help yourselves. I'll be back after awhile. " I poured it out, " #### ! That taste like soap ! How can you drink it ? " Ray lit up, " You have to get use to it. All the transit camp coffee taste like that. See, that kettle there ? They use that to bathe the kids and do thier laundry. See, these tin cans here make good cups and those corncobs are better than toilet tissue. " I couldn't believe it, " You mean, they live like this ? Cans for cups ? Used coffee grounds ? Wipe with cobs ? What the hell is wrong with them ? " Ray blew smoke, " It's our way of life ! We're the outcast drivers that no one wants and that's fine with us ! We travel the back roads and make do the best we can ! See that bunch over there ? He's been doing this since man invented the wheel. His wife raised all six of their kids on the road and gave birth to half of them out here ! " I rolled my eyes, " That's crazy ! Those kids need to be in school and .." Ray disagreed, " School ! What for ? To learn how to make a living ! Hell, those kids learn more out here than ..." I piped in, " They don't have to live this way ! I mean, at least the company drivers get paid eating wages. I bet, they never tried.." Ray educated me, " Company Driver ? Man ! That's why most of them are out here ! See him ? He use to be an owner operator and that guy over there. Do you see him ? " I had to ask, " The one mumbling to himself and walking backwards ? " Ray dropped his bomb, " Yeah ! He use to own, his own trucking company and look at him now ! That's what long hauling gets you ! " So, I tried to keep a low profile and kept to myself. I mean, with all the drivers I had recruited and... Well, you know what I mean. Yep, just as the sunset the feast began. Let's see, roasted radial and mud flap pie. What a deal, as Life Goes On. Nightie night Snazzers, your Snazzy1.[/QUOTE]
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