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<p>[QUOTE="Snazzy1, post: 954174, member: 9912"]Yep Kenmar, without messes most of these post would be down right boring and Pjw044, let's see how it plays out, as Life Goes On. </p><p><br /></p><p>I heard the pipes and sashayed out of the River Queen. Yep, just like Mike had promised his sportster was parked in front of the shop. It was a little after midnight and there wasn't a soul around. I went ahead and fired her up and rode slowly back, from where I had started. You know, back to the River Queen. Missy wiggled up and she was looking hot as a firecracker. </p><p><br /></p><p>I kicked the stand, " Hey there ! Didn't wake ya, did I " </p><p><br /></p><p>Missy eyed the bike, " Is that yours ? " </p><p><br /></p><p>I dismounted, " No, it's a friend of mines and I'm just borrowing it. I haven't seen you all day. Why haven't you stopped by ? " </p><p><br /></p><p>Missy was honest, " Is that girl friend of your's still around ? " </p><p><br /></p><p>I lit a 100, " Sherry ? She's not and never has been my girl friend. You know, she's called me a dozen times and .... " </p><p><br /></p><p>Missy jumped in, " You better watch out ! I had a stalker once and he never knew when to quit. I had to report him and the cops arrested him. Some people aren't playing with a full deck. " </p><p><br /></p><p>I blew smoke, " You got that right. Say, would you like to come inside and have a drink ? .. Oh, Crap ! " </p><p><br /></p><p>Sherry appeared, from no where, " I knew, that you were still seeing her and that I'd catch you ! " </p><p><br /></p><p>Missy turned and ran, " I'll see you later. " </p><p><br /></p><p>I blew a gasket, " What the hell are you doing here ? Sherry, this is getting to be too much ! What's your problem ? " </p><p><br /></p><p>Sherry got me in a bear hug, " I love you and she's no good for you ! Do you know, that she's married and .... " </p><p><br /></p><p>I pulled loose, " Listen to me and listen good ! I've had all that I'm going to take and this is it ! You need to stay away from me and leave Missy alone. I'm not going to warn you again ! Trust me, I know how to deal with Idiots like you and don't make me.... " </p><p><br /></p><p>So, Sherry collapsed on her knees and bagan sobbing. You know, her body heaved and hoed, as tears ran down her face. Of course, I felt bad for her. But hey ! This was all her doing and it was all in her mind. I never led her on and ... Well, you know ! Anyway, I turned and went inside. You know, the River Queen and you bet, I locked the door. Yep, I had to ride tomorrow and didn't have time for this. Yep, I got up several times and had a look see. I guess, it was close to 5 am, when Sherry finally left. No ! I didn't see her leave, but she was gone and good ridance ! Anyway, I got up around noon and drank several cups of go juice. I still had work backed up at the shop, but it could wait. Yep, I had to focus on the rumble in the jungle. Well, taking care of Ugly Cuss and ... Well, you know ! </p><p><br /></p><p>It was around one, when the gang swung in. Mike led the pack and spoke first, " You ready Barn ? " </p><p><br /></p><p>I mounted my ride, " Ready, as I'm going to be. " </p><p><br /></p><p>So, as we lit out.... Ut, oh ! Yep, Missy wiggled over and the whole formation came to a screeching halt. She was wearing a wool sweater that was low cut and her carrots were showing. </p><p><br /></p><p>I did a double take, " What's wrong ? " </p><p><br /></p><p>Missy climbed on back, " I'm going with you ! That crazy woman just called me and she is nuts ! Where are we going anyway ? " </p><p><br /></p><p>I tried to explain, " Missy, this a sanctioned ride and for Brothers only ! I'd like to take you along, but... " </p><p><br /></p><p>So, as I was making excuses, Mike waved his hand and away we went. You know, I couldn't hold up the parade. Yep, it was a sight to see alright. 100 bikers in formation, with one wearing water balloons around his neck. Yep, that sissy seat allowed her to rest them on my shoulders. I mean, if it wasn't for the ape hangers. You know, the high handlebars I couldn't of seen left or right. Yep, I had to look under my armpits to check side traffic. Anyway, we entered the Interstate, rode North and kept riding. Yep, I'd figured that the lake meant Joe Fool Lake. Oh no, we entered the Sooner State and kept going. What a deal, as Life Goes On. </p><p><br /></p><p>Nightie Night Snazzers, your Snazzy1.[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>
[QUOTE="Snazzy1, post: 954174, member: 9912"]Yep Kenmar, without messes most of these post would be down right boring and Pjw044, let's see how it plays out, as Life Goes On. I heard the pipes and sashayed out of the River Queen. Yep, just like Mike had promised his sportster was parked in front of the shop. It was a little after midnight and there wasn't a soul around. I went ahead and fired her up and rode slowly back, from where I had started. You know, back to the River Queen. Missy wiggled up and she was looking hot as a firecracker. I kicked the stand, " Hey there ! Didn't wake ya, did I " Missy eyed the bike, " Is that yours ? " I dismounted, " No, it's a friend of mines and I'm just borrowing it. I haven't seen you all day. Why haven't you stopped by ? " Missy was honest, " Is that girl friend of your's still around ? " I lit a 100, " Sherry ? She's not and never has been my girl friend. You know, she's called me a dozen times and .... " Missy jumped in, " You better watch out ! I had a stalker once and he never knew when to quit. I had to report him and the cops arrested him. Some people aren't playing with a full deck. " I blew smoke, " You got that right. Say, would you like to come inside and have a drink ? .. Oh, Crap ! " Sherry appeared, from no where, " I knew, that you were still seeing her and that I'd catch you ! " Missy turned and ran, " I'll see you later. " I blew a gasket, " What the hell are you doing here ? Sherry, this is getting to be too much ! What's your problem ? " Sherry got me in a bear hug, " I love you and she's no good for you ! Do you know, that she's married and .... " I pulled loose, " Listen to me and listen good ! I've had all that I'm going to take and this is it ! You need to stay away from me and leave Missy alone. I'm not going to warn you again ! Trust me, I know how to deal with Idiots like you and don't make me.... " So, Sherry collapsed on her knees and bagan sobbing. You know, her body heaved and hoed, as tears ran down her face. Of course, I felt bad for her. But hey ! This was all her doing and it was all in her mind. I never led her on and ... Well, you know ! Anyway, I turned and went inside. You know, the River Queen and you bet, I locked the door. Yep, I had to ride tomorrow and didn't have time for this. Yep, I got up several times and had a look see. I guess, it was close to 5 am, when Sherry finally left. No ! I didn't see her leave, but she was gone and good ridance ! Anyway, I got up around noon and drank several cups of go juice. I still had work backed up at the shop, but it could wait. Yep, I had to focus on the rumble in the jungle. Well, taking care of Ugly Cuss and ... Well, you know ! It was around one, when the gang swung in. Mike led the pack and spoke first, " You ready Barn ? " I mounted my ride, " Ready, as I'm going to be. " So, as we lit out.... Ut, oh ! Yep, Missy wiggled over and the whole formation came to a screeching halt. She was wearing a wool sweater that was low cut and her carrots were showing. I did a double take, " What's wrong ? " Missy climbed on back, " I'm going with you ! That crazy woman just called me and she is nuts ! Where are we going anyway ? " I tried to explain, " Missy, this a sanctioned ride and for Brothers only ! I'd like to take you along, but... " So, as I was making excuses, Mike waved his hand and away we went. You know, I couldn't hold up the parade. Yep, it was a sight to see alright. 100 bikers in formation, with one wearing water balloons around his neck. Yep, that sissy seat allowed her to rest them on my shoulders. I mean, if it wasn't for the ape hangers. You know, the high handlebars I couldn't of seen left or right. Yep, I had to look under my armpits to check side traffic. Anyway, we entered the Interstate, rode North and kept riding. Yep, I'd figured that the lake meant Joe Fool Lake. Oh no, we entered the Sooner State and kept going. What a deal, as Life Goes On. Nightie Night Snazzers, your Snazzy1.[/QUOTE]
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