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<p>[QUOTE="Snazzy1, post: 965173, member: 9912"]Let's all wish Headley's other half a full and speedy recovery. Broncrider sees swat teams and Dukesdad is waiting. What a deal, as Life Goes On. </p><p><br /></p><p>I parked in front of the River Queen, but didn't invite Sherry inside. Yep, I figured to be firm, not harsh. You know, let her down easy and all of that. No sense in being hateful or putting her down. It was a little afternoon and the Texas sun beat down on the Turd's roof. Of course, being late December it wasn't too hot. You know, it was bear able. Anyway, Sherry sat in the passenger seat and I behind the wheel. </p><p><br /></p><p>I lit a 100, " Now Sherry, we need to get things settled. It's not that I don't like or care for you. You seem like a nice gal and I wouldn't mind staying friends, but that's all. " </p><p><br /></p><p>Sherry lit a regular, " What did I do ? We were getting along just fine until SHE showed up ! You know, that SHE'S married and playing you for a fool. I really care about you and .... " </p><p><br /></p><p>I blew smoke, " Sherry ! This has nothing to do with HER ! This is about us and our situation. I'm not looking to settle down and have anyone to answer to. You know, I've been there and done that. I like being single and... " </p><p><br /></p><p>Sherry didn't want to hear it, " Don't talk down to me ! You'd move in with HER, in a New York second ! SHE has MONEY and is half my age. BUT SHE doesn't care for you, like I do. All I want is for us to be happy and ... " </p><p><br /></p><p>I gave up, " LOOK ! I know that Missy is just lonesome and looking. You know, for someone to share time with and ... " </p><p><br /></p><p>So, Sherry made her move. Yep, as I was trying to end our ... Well, how can put this ? There really wasn't anything to end... Hell, you know ! Anyway, Sherry swung her arm around my neck and tried to plant one on me. I turned my head and placed my hand on her chest, while my other hand pulled the exit knob. </p><p><br /></p><p>I stepped out, " LOOK ! You need to find someone else ! Sherry, there has to be a thousand guys that would love to spend time with you. I'm really just not interested and please leave me alone ! " </p><p><br /></p><p>So, Sherry did what she was best at. Yep, she began weeping like a willow and let the tears flow. Of course, it didn't make me feel good and ... Oh, what the hell ! I mean, what was I suppose to do ? Marry the no Butt Ox and father her kids ? Well, screw that ! I left her there balling and sashayed inside the River Queen. To be honest, I really didn't know what to do. Anyway, I got out of my suit and put on my work clothes. It took Sherry a good hour, before she finally drove off. I was back at the shop, when Mike rode up. </p><p><br /></p><p>Mike dismounted, " What happened to your car ? " </p><p><br /></p><p>I was using the airhose, " Oh, some Idiot cut the valve stems and I had to put new ones on. " </p><p><br /></p><p>Mike spat, " If I ever catch anyone doing that they'll sure regret it ! How did your court date go ? " </p><p><br /></p><p>I rolled the tire, " Man, it was weird ! They said, that the D.A. accepted the case, but didn't file it in court. I don't know what's going on and need to call my lawyer. " </p><p><br /></p><p>Mike agreed, " That's what I'd do ! Well, I need to get going and I'll see you later. You feel like having a beer later ? " </p><p><br /></p><p>I tightened the lugnut, " Sure ! I'll be here or over at Hook's place. " </p><p><br /></p><p>So, Mike thundered away and I finished remounting the tires. There was one boat that had to be ready and .... " </p><p><br /></p><p>Missy wiggled in, " Are you busy ? " </p><p><br /></p><p>I lied, " Not really ! What are you up too ? " </p><p><br /></p><p>Missy winked, " Whatever turns you on ! " </p><p><br /></p><p>So, I agreed to meet Missy later at her place and ... Well, you know, as Life Goes On. What a deal ! </p><p><br /></p><p>Nightie night Snazzers, your Snazzy1.[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>
[QUOTE="Snazzy1, post: 965173, member: 9912"]Let's all wish Headley's other half a full and speedy recovery. Broncrider sees swat teams and Dukesdad is waiting. What a deal, as Life Goes On. I parked in front of the River Queen, but didn't invite Sherry inside. Yep, I figured to be firm, not harsh. You know, let her down easy and all of that. No sense in being hateful or putting her down. It was a little afternoon and the Texas sun beat down on the Turd's roof. Of course, being late December it wasn't too hot. You know, it was bear able. Anyway, Sherry sat in the passenger seat and I behind the wheel. I lit a 100, " Now Sherry, we need to get things settled. It's not that I don't like or care for you. You seem like a nice gal and I wouldn't mind staying friends, but that's all. " Sherry lit a regular, " What did I do ? We were getting along just fine until SHE showed up ! You know, that SHE'S married and playing you for a fool. I really care about you and .... " I blew smoke, " Sherry ! This has nothing to do with HER ! This is about us and our situation. I'm not looking to settle down and have anyone to answer to. You know, I've been there and done that. I like being single and... " Sherry didn't want to hear it, " Don't talk down to me ! You'd move in with HER, in a New York second ! SHE has MONEY and is half my age. BUT SHE doesn't care for you, like I do. All I want is for us to be happy and ... " I gave up, " LOOK ! I know that Missy is just lonesome and looking. You know, for someone to share time with and ... " So, Sherry made her move. Yep, as I was trying to end our ... Well, how can put this ? There really wasn't anything to end... Hell, you know ! Anyway, Sherry swung her arm around my neck and tried to plant one on me. I turned my head and placed my hand on her chest, while my other hand pulled the exit knob. I stepped out, " LOOK ! You need to find someone else ! Sherry, there has to be a thousand guys that would love to spend time with you. I'm really just not interested and please leave me alone ! " So, Sherry did what she was best at. Yep, she began weeping like a willow and let the tears flow. Of course, it didn't make me feel good and ... Oh, what the hell ! I mean, what was I suppose to do ? Marry the no Butt Ox and father her kids ? Well, screw that ! I left her there balling and sashayed inside the River Queen. To be honest, I really didn't know what to do. Anyway, I got out of my suit and put on my work clothes. It took Sherry a good hour, before she finally drove off. I was back at the shop, when Mike rode up. Mike dismounted, " What happened to your car ? " I was using the airhose, " Oh, some Idiot cut the valve stems and I had to put new ones on. " Mike spat, " If I ever catch anyone doing that they'll sure regret it ! How did your court date go ? " I rolled the tire, " Man, it was weird ! They said, that the D.A. accepted the case, but didn't file it in court. I don't know what's going on and need to call my lawyer. " Mike agreed, " That's what I'd do ! Well, I need to get going and I'll see you later. You feel like having a beer later ? " I tightened the lugnut, " Sure ! I'll be here or over at Hook's place. " So, Mike thundered away and I finished remounting the tires. There was one boat that had to be ready and .... " Missy wiggled in, " Are you busy ? " I lied, " Not really ! What are you up too ? " Missy winked, " Whatever turns you on ! " So, I agreed to meet Missy later at her place and ... Well, you know, as Life Goes On. What a deal ! Nightie night Snazzers, your Snazzy1.[/QUOTE]
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