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<p>[QUOTE="Snazzy1, post: 968598, member: 9912"]Missy and I got dressed, as the knocking grew louder. I followed her to the door and stood behind her. Missy peeped through the peep hole. </p><p><br /></p><p>I whispered, " Who is it ? " </p><p><br /></p><p>Missy shrugged, " I don't know, I've never seen him before. " </p><p><br /></p><p>I peeped, " I don't know him ! Do you want me to find out ? " </p><p><br /></p><p>So, Missy did and I answered the door. He was an older fella, scuffy looking, wearing an old western shirt, blue jeans, cowboy hat, and needing a shave. </p><p><br /></p><p>I spoke first, " How you doing ? " </p><p><br /></p><p>Scuffy was drunk, " Are you Goose ? " </p><p><br /></p><p>I confessed, " Yeah, Barney Goose. What's up ? " </p><p><br /></p><p>Scuffy sized me up, " You don't look like much to me ! I'm Scuffy ! " </p><p><br /></p><p>I sensed the tention, " What can I do for you ? " </p><p><br /></p><p>Scuffy sneered, " Well ! You just going to stand there ! I said, I'm Scuffy ! " </p><p><br /></p><p>I drew a blank, " Listen ! I'm a little busy right now and ... " </p><p><br /></p><p>So, Scuffy charged me and the fight was on. Missy got knocked back, as we rolled on the floor. I managed to knee my way ontop and had Scuffy pinned down. He was trying to twist around, so I applied more presure. You know, I had him in a hammer lock, with his arm behind his back. We were still on the floor and Scuffy was eating the carpet. </p><p><br /></p><p>I sat on his back, " Lighten up, or I'll break your arm ! " </p><p><br /></p><p>He gave in, " Alright, let me up. " </p><p><br /></p><p>I didn't trust him, " Not until you tell me, what's going on ! " </p><p><br /></p><p>Scuffy swore, " Let me up and I will. " </p><p><br /></p><p>Missy had her cell phone, " Should I call 911 ? " </p><p><br /></p><p>I nixed the idea, " No ! Me and Scuffy are going over to Hook's. I'll be right back, just give me a minute. " </p><p><br /></p><p>So, I sashayed and Scuffy staggered over. I was careful to follow at a safe distance in case he tried anything. We bellied up to the bar and I ordered us a couple of beers. </p><p><br /></p><p>Capt Hook twisted the necks, " Everything all right Barn ? " </p><p><br /></p><p>I lied, " Peachy, just peachy ! Can you give us a minute ? " </p><p><br /></p><p>Hook got it. " I'll be over there if you need me. " </p><p><br /></p><p>I took a swig, " Go ahead and drink up ! Now, let me tell you something ! You see those bikers over there ? That's the Brothers Motorcycle Gang and I'm their acting War Lord. If you want to ... " </p><p><br /></p><p>Scuffy took a gulp, " She said, that your in a gang and I should of known better. I still say, I can take you in a fair fight ! " </p><p><br /></p><p>I lit a 100, " Why ? I mean, why would you want to ? I don't even know you and who the hell is she ? " </p><p><br /></p><p>Scuffy lit a 100, " Sherry ! She said, that you'd fight for her and ... " </p><p><br /></p><p>I spewed beer, " Do what ? You think that Sheery and I ... " </p><p><br /></p><p>Scuffy pushed his luck, " You don't have to lie and I know how it is ! I got busted and have been away, so you moved in. But, hear me out ! I'm back and she's mine ! You'll have to whip me a dozen Sundays and I don't care how many there are ! I'll fight your whole outfit ! " </p><p><br /></p><p>Mike staggered over, " Hey Barn ! Hey Scuffy ! Did you just get out ? " </p><p><br /></p><p>I had to ask, " Ya'll know each other ? " </p><p><br /></p><p>Mike nodded, " Yeah, this is Sherry's ole man and he's been away. " </p><p><br /></p><p>Scuffy was drunker than I thought, " I'm glad your here Mike ! You might as well hear this too ! Sherry is mine and you Brothers need to back off her ! " </p><p><br /></p><p>Mike squared off, " Run that by me again ? " </p><p><br /></p><p>I'd heard enough, " Listen, you two ! Capt Hook said, that one more fight in here and that we're all barred ! Now Scuffy, I don't have anything to do with Sherry and that's a fact ! If she's yours, well good luck to the both of you. No, not you and Mike ! I mean, you and Sherry ! Now Mike, if you want to mop the floor with this Idiot. Well, take it outside and don't let Hook see you. Man, this is too much ! " </p><p><br /></p><p>So, I sashayed back to Missy's and knocked on her door. You know, I didn't care what Mike and Scuffy did. Yep, they could kill each other and .. Well, no I didn't mean that. I meant, ... Well, you know what I mean, as Life Goes On. What a deal ! </p><p><br /></p><p>Nightie night Snazzers, your Snazzy1.[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>
[QUOTE="Snazzy1, post: 968598, member: 9912"]Missy and I got dressed, as the knocking grew louder. I followed her to the door and stood behind her. Missy peeped through the peep hole. I whispered, " Who is it ? " Missy shrugged, " I don't know, I've never seen him before. " I peeped, " I don't know him ! Do you want me to find out ? " So, Missy did and I answered the door. He was an older fella, scuffy looking, wearing an old western shirt, blue jeans, cowboy hat, and needing a shave. I spoke first, " How you doing ? " Scuffy was drunk, " Are you Goose ? " I confessed, " Yeah, Barney Goose. What's up ? " Scuffy sized me up, " You don't look like much to me ! I'm Scuffy ! " I sensed the tention, " What can I do for you ? " Scuffy sneered, " Well ! You just going to stand there ! I said, I'm Scuffy ! " I drew a blank, " Listen ! I'm a little busy right now and ... " So, Scuffy charged me and the fight was on. Missy got knocked back, as we rolled on the floor. I managed to knee my way ontop and had Scuffy pinned down. He was trying to twist around, so I applied more presure. You know, I had him in a hammer lock, with his arm behind his back. We were still on the floor and Scuffy was eating the carpet. I sat on his back, " Lighten up, or I'll break your arm ! " He gave in, " Alright, let me up. " I didn't trust him, " Not until you tell me, what's going on ! " Scuffy swore, " Let me up and I will. " Missy had her cell phone, " Should I call 911 ? " I nixed the idea, " No ! Me and Scuffy are going over to Hook's. I'll be right back, just give me a minute. " So, I sashayed and Scuffy staggered over. I was careful to follow at a safe distance in case he tried anything. We bellied up to the bar and I ordered us a couple of beers. Capt Hook twisted the necks, " Everything all right Barn ? " I lied, " Peachy, just peachy ! Can you give us a minute ? " Hook got it. " I'll be over there if you need me. " I took a swig, " Go ahead and drink up ! Now, let me tell you something ! You see those bikers over there ? That's the Brothers Motorcycle Gang and I'm their acting War Lord. If you want to ... " Scuffy took a gulp, " She said, that your in a gang and I should of known better. I still say, I can take you in a fair fight ! " I lit a 100, " Why ? I mean, why would you want to ? I don't even know you and who the hell is she ? " Scuffy lit a 100, " Sherry ! She said, that you'd fight for her and ... " I spewed beer, " Do what ? You think that Sheery and I ... " Scuffy pushed his luck, " You don't have to lie and I know how it is ! I got busted and have been away, so you moved in. But, hear me out ! I'm back and she's mine ! You'll have to whip me a dozen Sundays and I don't care how many there are ! I'll fight your whole outfit ! " Mike staggered over, " Hey Barn ! Hey Scuffy ! Did you just get out ? " I had to ask, " Ya'll know each other ? " Mike nodded, " Yeah, this is Sherry's ole man and he's been away. " Scuffy was drunker than I thought, " I'm glad your here Mike ! You might as well hear this too ! Sherry is mine and you Brothers need to back off her ! " Mike squared off, " Run that by me again ? " I'd heard enough, " Listen, you two ! Capt Hook said, that one more fight in here and that we're all barred ! Now Scuffy, I don't have anything to do with Sherry and that's a fact ! If she's yours, well good luck to the both of you. No, not you and Mike ! I mean, you and Sherry ! Now Mike, if you want to mop the floor with this Idiot. Well, take it outside and don't let Hook see you. Man, this is too much ! " So, I sashayed back to Missy's and knocked on her door. You know, I didn't care what Mike and Scuffy did. Yep, they could kill each other and .. Well, no I didn't mean that. I meant, ... Well, you know what I mean, as Life Goes On. What a deal ! Nightie night Snazzers, your Snazzy1.[/QUOTE]
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