How to tell if you are a supertrucker! feel free to come up with some signs

Discussion in 'Experienced Truckers' Advice' started by truckerdave1970, Aug 24, 2009.

  1. brsims

    brsims Road Train Member

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    Dumbazzes who run at 75-85mph through deep mountain fog so deep that you can't see the hand grip on the front of your hood.
     
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  3. Gearjammin' Penguin

    Gearjammin' Penguin "Ride Fast-Truck Safe"

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    Your ol' lady has given up Chanel #5 for Diesel #2 in order to get your attention.

    You run three logbooks. In your car.

    You installed a 425 Cat under your bed at home because it's the only way you can get to sleep.

    You have a Harley T-shirt, Harley boots, Harley bandanna, Harley vest, Harley sunglasses and Harley chain-drive wallet. You've never been on a motorcycle.

    You open the door of your truck and a green fog blankets the tri-state area.

    There are fossils from the Mezozoic Era at the bottom of the pile of junk on your dash.

    Between the stick-on word balloon signs, the stack of electronics on your dash, and the old logbooks, bills, magazines, junk food wrappers and spilled sunflower seeds and Flamin' Hot Cheetos, you are now incapable of actually seeing the roadway.

    That cracked-out lot lizard is actually starting to look good.

    You plan your trip around which truck stops are close to a bar.

    You think you've proved something by cussing out the DOT cop, even though you now have to route around the entire state due to your reputation as a complete jerk.

    You think the big rubber balls and/or naked lady mudflaps on your truck make you King Stud God Supreme.

    You eat at the buffet at the J. And like it.
     
  4. Mr Ed

    Mr Ed Road Train Member

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    You are featured on America's Most Wanted
     
  5. jron619

    jron619 Medium Load Member

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    you reach for the jake when you are going down a hill in your CAR.
     
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  6. Gearjammin' Penguin

    Gearjammin' Penguin "Ride Fast-Truck Safe"

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    Your CB setup is worth more than your truck.
     
  7. dirtyjerz

    dirtyjerz glowing beard pouty kid

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    Your cb has more sound effects than the latest action movie

    You park 3 deep in the fire lane at the t/s even though there are about 50 open spots out back. (This happens every night at the j in carneys point, nj)
     
  8. bulletproof77

    bulletproof77 Medium Load Member

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    You've spent ALL your retirement on chicken lights....
     
  9. outerspacehillbilly

    outerspacehillbilly "Instigator of the Legend"

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    All $300? :biggrin_25523:
     
  10. Heirforce1

    Heirforce1 Medium Load Member

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    Ok, Ok, here's my definition of a supertrucker

    1. A bullhauler with no bulls in the trailer (think about it)
    2. The trucker who says they can make it from Cali to New York in 2 days
    3. The trucker who speeds in the parking lot and takes the last 2 spots to be evil
    4. The one who talks big issh on the cb and is never seen in time for the fight
    5. And finally the one who can make 3.00 a mile front and backhaul, with the long nosed Pete, 400 chicken lights, 2 wives and 500k in the bank, all while averaging 4500 miles a week...(supertrucker or supersucker, jury still out!!!
     
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  11. brsims

    brsims Road Train Member

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    A (supposedly) experienced steel hauler who only throws two chains on a 36,000lb. coil and says "it'll ride." And then runs to TX. From OH.
     
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