I heard this last week.

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  1. notarps4me

    notarps4me Road Train Member

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    Heard a driver say last week that he was at a truckstop and there was a bull rack parked in the lot. A O/O pulled in beside the bull rack and him and the wife went in the truckstop and switched drivers. When they came out; said hubby climbed in the shotgun and as wife was walking by the bull rack one of the cows took aim and had a "bull's eye" and wizzed all over her. The driver said the wife cussed out the cow:biggrin_25516: then went around and unloaded on the hubby! Poor guy, all he did was park by a bull rack!:biggrin_25523:
     
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  3. bullhaulerswife

    bullhaulerswife Forum Leader/Admin Staff Member Administrator

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    Parking next to a loaded bull rack, can be very hazzardous to your nice clean clothes!!!:biggrin_25523: I take it that she got "nailed" while doing a pre-trip.

    I do know better than to walk within "shooting distance" when he is loaded! :yes2557:
     
  4. notarps4me

    notarps4me Road Train Member

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    No; I reckon she was just walking by. Sort of a walk by shooting. Now if the bullrack was moving it would have been a drive by shooting!:biggrin_2559:
     
  5. Brickman

    Brickman Trucker Forum STAFF Staff Member

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    My neighbor that is formerly from Alberta tells a story that his dad supposedly saw. Where this obviously very wealthy woman in a white dress, white mustang with the top down and purdy white leather seats pulled up beside a loaded bull rack at a stop light. One of the rack's occupants proceeded to turn all that white turd brown.

    :biggrin_25523::biggrin_25523: :biggrin_25523:
     
  6. bullhaulerswife

    bullhaulerswife Forum Leader/Admin Staff Member Administrator

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    Leather seats huh? Wonder if it was just getting back for his cousin that she happened to be sitting on! :biggrin_2559::biggrin_25525:
     
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  8. Big Red

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    I pulled a trailer for about 2 weeks once that got "Bullstriped" from the reardoors to mid trailer about 2 feet down from the roof line.

    Obviously happened somewhere in western Kansas by a passing bullrack.

    On another note...you just don't hear of too many bullracks being pulled over by the creeper cops wanting to do a full DOT inspection. I imagine one trip underneath a loaded bullrack would be the only lesson an overzealous DOT cop would ever need.
     
  9. Brickman

    Brickman Trucker Forum STAFF Staff Member

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    I know one DOT cop in WY that will go for the inspection. He makes enough in violations for the state to be worth it.
     
  10. MsSage

    MsSage <strong>The Zoo Keeper</strong>

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    Another good reason to say Hey as you walk by the cows. I have never been hmmmm but I do get alot of hey's back. LOL

    Poor cow was standing there minding her own business then along comes this lady and scares the piss outta her ;)
     
  11. ibflat2

    ibflat2 Light Load Member

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    Wonder if he works the east bound scale by sapp bros... If its the same one he used to love the bulgeing trailers full of tires also..

    I used to get a lot of business from them when I worked out on Greeley Highway south by the race track...
     
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