If you’re ever sent a load picking up at Judge Organization in Kearny, NJ...

One of my favorite signs is the
No Tarping On Company Property.

 

Whoever wrote that switched between lower case and majuscule writing. That’s like the first sign of a psycho.

 

Some people go into slow motion mode when the tarps come out. I would ignore the sign, it's not meant for me.

 

That’s almost as good as, “Do NOT approach the window until you are CALLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Each extra exclamation point indicates how many years it’s been since the person who wrote the sign has been laid.

 

LOL...I like the "then what?" Someone put on there.

 

I walked up to the counter in a Walmart DC and got screamed at so bad you would think I murdered a kitten. Also I've had countless bad experiences with dry van. So glad I switched to flatbed.

 

Once, and only once, went to some hole to pick up a load. On the window was a sign that said “ Do not knock on window” so knocked on the wall next to it. The window flew open and the witch said can’t you read! She then screeched are you here to pick up a load. I replied “ Not any more” back to the truck and left. Got a better load a bit later from a better shipper.