I'm looking for that perferct company and I'm a SUPER TRUCKER because I drive a real big truck with Twin Screw 800 hp powerplant under the hood with 20 speed transmission, yeah that's right I said 20 speed I added some extra gears so I could go faster.
My truck can go 130 mph up an 8% grade and I'll be the one that you'll see in your mirrors tailgating you at 85 mph to get you out of my way.
I can cut off any car who doesn't let me back in the other lane fast enough with the best of them.
I haven't stopped at a red light in 17 years, oh yeah did I tell ya, I've been driving for 38 years and I'm only 44 now.
I can drive 168 hours straight without sleep.
I can flawlessly run 4 log books and make the DOT man thank me for the great work afterwards.
I've hauled 300,000 lb loads coast to coast and still averaged 80 mph.
My bladder can hold 96 ounces of coffee for 14 hours without a P break.
I've eaten some of the greasy food on earth an still have a six pack stomach.
I have 122 kids nationwide and don't pay one dime of child support to any of them.
I've made every dispatcher cry just for questioning me.
I get $3.00 per mile loaded or unloaded and you'll pay me and smile about it.
YEAH I'm a SUPER TRUCKER, now stop reading and tell me do you have a job for me?
I'm A Super Trucker Looking For Work
Discussion in 'Trucking Jobs' started by VULCAN1999, Aug 12, 2007.
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Your no Super Trucker Boy!
When you get a BIGGER TRUCK with a Quad Screw 1600 HP Nuclear Power Plant And Atleast 56 Gears Like me, You might be able to keep up and go 220 up that 8% grade.
I wont be tailgating you son, I will simply jump your ###!
Red Light? I have never seen one, Must have to be doing under 220 to see them.
168 hours .....SheeeewwwT thats what my Girl does a on one trip
I dont need a Log book, much less 4!! I am sooo Good-Looking the Dot man never asks me a question regarding trucking, They just usually want me to get their wives pregnant.
I havent P'eed in 4 years. I just hold it, until I wear out the Big Rig , and While I am at my secret Big TRuck LAbratory replacing a Truck, then I take that P break.
I have a 10-pack !
I too have kids all over the nation, Lost count after 500, but I did get 350 of them on at dow chemical and they send pop a10% a month.
I have 144 daughters and they are all in playboy!
I have slept with EVERY dispatcher... Or their wives. They give me what I want. (*it only takes one time)
I currently am on welfare, yea thats right the United states of AMerica sends me money...Cause I slept with them!!
So I am sure I will get Any Super Trucker Job before you Noob!! -
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Its really getting deep in here now.
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SOUNDS LIKE A COUPLE OF J.B. HUNT RECRUITERS IN TRAINING.
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Volunteers needed for a search party...to help find my butt. I just laughed it off reading this thread.
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Isn't that just like a super trucker,always jealous when another trucker has a "My trucks bigger then your truck" Story.LOL
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