Infuriate a Trucker in One Sentence

Discussion in 'Experienced Truckers' Advice' started by motocross25, Apr 19, 2019.

  1. motocross25

    motocross25 Road Train Member

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    Bored getting loaded on a Friday and I figured the TTR crew could come up with some good ones. I’ll start.

    “That pickup number shows it’s not supposed to ship until next week.”
     
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  2. Ridgeline

    Ridgeline Road Train Member

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    What? We didn't order that!
     
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  3. bzinger

    bzinger Road Train Member

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    Only one word for me DRIVER .
     
  4. tramm01

    tramm01 Road Train Member

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    Pull up to the inspection shed — your have been selected for a level 1.
     
  5. Chinatown

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    What; the delivery is in Portland, Texas? I though it's here in Portland, Oregon!!!!!!!! And I drove all the way here from New York?
     
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  6. mitmaks

    mitmaks Road Train Member

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    DOT is thinking about having a 40hr reset in place of current 34hr reset.
     
  7. Jacoooooooo

    Jacoooooooo Light Load Member

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    “It’s going to be a while”

    “Yes, we are open 24/7, but shipping was till noon today”

    “That last pallet will be ready in the morning”
     
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  8. Bakerman

    Bakerman Road Train Member

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    Can you wait? Your order is still on the production line
     
  9. LoSt_AgAiN

    LoSt_AgAiN Light Load Member

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    Sorry, we don’t have public restrooms…
     
  10. Tb0n3

    Tb0n3 Road Train Member

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    Trucks turn around there all the time.

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