Lot Lizards and Other Riff-Raff

Originally Posted by miseryonwheels
maybe.. how much does she weigh?

I just wanted to bring up that I was once approached by a young male amish hooker. yea, beard and all. How do you scare them away if they aren't scared of going to hell? LOL

Prime, Swift and JB Hunt Drivers......

 

I'd have thought CR England would be high on that list ...

 

I can live with the ladies working the parking lots as long as they aren't too persistant with the knocking. The one I am getting tired of however is the homos in the rest areas. Since when is acceptable to hit on someone while they are in their most natural sitting postion? I had another such encounter with a pickle smuggler in NC yesterday. I feel that if I can't use a ladies room because I may be sexually attracted to them then these limp wrist should not be allowed in the men's can.

 

And could also get'cha arrested.
Or 18 flat tires and/or empty fuel tanks.

 

I just didn't want to give any newBees bad ideas.
SOME carry it a tad too far --- like the driver in Fontana who
solved the problem with a shotgun.

I doubt he'll have that problem again --- where he is now.

 

Resist the urge.

Truth be knowed, I've thought of doin' a LOT worse, ---
ESPECIALLY after the fifth or sixth knock.
I remember a night in Oklahoma City when I didn't get ANY
sleep because of the constant knockin'.
About every 1/2 hour, a different knocker was knockin'.