Muck Boots 'n' Slickers - Life of a Livestock Hauler

It's pretty much much a deal breaker..lol ..
The other one that doesn't work well is when they ask ...( What do you feel like doing ?)
Take it from experience you shouldn't respond with ...." Your sister".. cause about guarantees a kick in the nadds

 

Just imagine turning left at the 1st light in Osceola, go one mile (land section line) turn right, and so on each mile zig zag to Blytheville.

 

The priest is out to golf, but partner does not show up. Goes on out alone.
Few holes down, this cheerful guy come out of a nearby house and says he want to play; but had no one either, could he join him in a round?
Priest says sure, would be great. Hole or two and the guy suggests a small enticer bet. Priest, to be nice, accepts.
Ending up, priest is in some debt... Ruefully exclaims.. Well, it serves me right, being a priest and gambling.
The guy goes into crying apology. I am so sorry, I did not know. I will never do this again, I swear to you...
What can I possible do to make amends and right this sin?
Priest says: Well, if you are serious, bring your father and mother to my church Sunday and I will marry them for you.

 

At the beach. Heavy breathing. "Put it in..."
Shuffle a bit.... Hoarse query.. "Is it in?"
Ahh ..No, it in the sand...
There its in....Good??
No, Put it back in the sand.

 

Yall got some good stories in here -

 

Is that where the Expression; You can Pound Sand. Come from...??

 

That's cause we got's a good group of guys here..
And we got @Oxbow in charge of Security here at the gate
We all chipped in and got him a Stetson hat with a rooster feather and a blue wind breaker with gold flake letting on it that says SECURITY on the back ..
He does a good job of take'n the trash to the ...Train Station

 

I got nuttin. Lol

Morning Mr. Mando.

 

That hurt.....lol