My Drivewyze iz broke

Actually got myself inspected at Sierra Blanca border patrol checkpoint the other day when the Mexican who enjoys a 30 dollar an hour salary and all the blessings of Liberty that he seeks to deny other Mexicans asked me if I was a us citizen.

I replied “Are you?”

All I’m saying, is that you don’t want to untarp, have them unload your truck and trailer on the ground and clean out all your side boxes and under your bunk, then you have to reload your truck and they haphazardly slam your load back on the trailer for you to resecure. Then roll your tarps, lift them up yourself(all 4 of them) and retarp your load...

Just ####ing tell them yes, and pull away.

 

Saw one where the guy only cracked his window. Cop was really pissed. Guy kept saying I can hear you just fine. He handed the cop his license and insurance. The cop threw it in the window and stormed off.

 

I also drove 20 all day from Birmingham to Alabama and funny enough the same exact thing happened. I get green lights on the prepass 90% of the time and had 18k in it today, and Mississippi also brought me in.

 

Yeah you don't want to have to do all that, but also life is just too short to be a peckerhead anyways.

 

I tried this once at the border checkpoint north of laredo on i35, i responded with si senior, and says to try it again without being a smart ###. I then replied with yes, and asked him how come border patrol doesnt have a sense of humor. He then told me to proceed to secondary inspection. At the xray machins

 

The one at the Ms-La border always pulled me in when I was towing show trailers with graphics. All they wanted was freebies, t-shirts, hats, etc.

 

Birmingham is in the middle of Alabama. You OK?

 

Tmi