Other types of distracted driving....

Discussion in 'Road Stories' started by homeskillet, Nov 23, 2019.

  1. homeskillet

    homeskillet Road Train Member

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    Couple days ago, I'm WB on the NY Thruway.

    I come up on one of those high-dollar SUVs, start to pass, but they speed up.

    This goes on for a few miles. I figure I got another "George and Mabel", or it's someone on their phone.

    SUV gets hemmed in behind a car going slower than they are. I get in the hammer lane and make my move.

    As I pass the SUV, I look over to see if they're on the phone.

    Nope. Not on the phone.

    It's a large man in a suit, with his big left index finger buried nearly to the first joint in his left nostril.

    And he is CRANKING with his finger, like he's working one of those old-school pencil sharpeners....

    I pondered this as I drove on. I figure he must have had one of those annoying "flappers" that move back and forth with every breath, probably with that off-key whistle on the exhale.

    And he'd probably been trying to blow it clear since the MA/NY line, and by the time he got to Lockport he just couldn't stand it anymore, and went in after it.

    I've been there myself, but I usually pull off to a safe spot to handle it......
     
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  3. rolls canardly

    rolls canardly Road Train Member

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    Wow..... Thanks for sharing.
    I passed a lady (on the right) once in the hammer lane
    with a Chinese take-out cradled in her left hand, and a fork in her right.
    You that hungry?
     
    Last edited: Nov 23, 2019
    Reason for edit: run down, tired, worn out
  4. REO6205

    REO6205 Road Train Member

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    Maybe if that nose picker gets a good grip he can pull out a huge gray one and his head will cave in.
     
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