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  1. Flat Earth Trucker

    Flat Earth Trucker Road Train Member

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    Thank you for your service.
     
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  3. Flat Earth Trucker

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    Meanwhile, in a Taco Bell test kitchen: Let's make something that causes five hour indigestion!
     
  4. MericanMade

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    OMG! Last time I had Taco Hell I thought I was going to die. Never again!
     
  5. Flat Earth Trucker

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    That video was hilarious! The deadpan question and answers were actually quite convincing.

    I'm pretty sure Taco Bell acquires its meats from whatever creatures that have died near Chernobyl.
     
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    I love the scroll at the bottom: "One vat of cellulose slurry feeds up to 5,000 Taco Bell customers."
     
  7. Flat Earth Trucker

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    And that's not all it does. :confused:

    My favorite was the claim that Taco Bell's efficiency in reusing recycled materials was so great that customers would soon be eating their own garbage.
     
  8. Lantraxco

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    Hooters died a lingering death in Portland, why would anybody go to see waitresses in tight T-shirts when there's a strip club literally on every corner? Same thing basically happened to Krispy Kreme, they really don't make good donuts, our local ones put them to shame, and out of business. Of course I left Portland ten years ago because it was otherwise going to hell in the proverbial Chinese handbasket, so....
     
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    Truth is a bit more gory, more like in England, WW2, birds were dying and falling near large fixed radar antennas..... and some technicians experienced odd slow to heal burns....
     
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    I'm allergic to Taco Bell.Brings on days of explosive diarrhea.
     
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