Some Outlaw #### is about to happen. Qualcomm down!

Yup.

My Qualcomm #### the bed and won’t power up or communicate. Maybe it’s because I was beating it with a hammer maybe I wasn’t. I won’t tell. Breakdown says they’ll get me a load and route me back to my home terminal.

I’m 28 miles from my delivery and I have 3-4 paper log books. It’s roughly 540 miles back to the shop. Is that about 3 hours on paper logs? lol

Also...Weirdly, as soon as I said “paper log” three times a Sam Elliot mustache erupted from my face, and I swear my belt buckle got bigger as well.

I’m ready to do this. As soon as I finish filling my DEF tank and wait for all the nanny truck stuff to fire up. I’m gone at a speed governed pace of 54mph.

Hammer down boys we gonna ride!!

This post is strictly for humor. No laws have or will be broken. I super extra promise on that. For real. I’m not kidding. What kind of moron would post about breaking the law on a public forum.

 

I get great joy knowing you’re in a nanny truck. Just sayin’.

I heard our trucks are speed limited to 66 on the pedal. 68 on cruise control. I never even gone close to that fast even downhill with a tailwind. For the Grapevine I go to full jakes when I get into Orange County or Bakersfield.

I just found out if they can’t get me under a load I get breakdown Pay while I wait.

$35 per day. Oh joy. I’m rich! Take that you O/O’s. I get PAID when my truck isn’t working. *sigh*

 

Let’s be honest. I day trade and do paint by numbers while I’m driving.