Thief's Got Them Talking Love-Doll Blues

Yet another crime to add to the trucker's image. But I'm confused, why on earth would you men want a TALKING blow-up doll?

Thief's Got Them Talking Love-Doll Blues
Tuesday, December 4, 2007
MADISON, Wis. - A man accused of stealing several blow-up dolls from an adult novelty store says the burglary was a "drunken, stupid thing."
A criminal complaint filed in Dane County says Jose Sandoval, 26, of DeForest, smashed through the front door at Naughty Novelties in Burke last month and stole a talking love doll with a $270 price tag, along with other dolls and items.
Video surveillance tape gave investigators a look at the car outside the novelty shop, which they pulled over about ten days later.
The complaint says Sandoval denied committing the burglary, then began to cry and led detectives to an abandoned semi behind a motel where the stolen items were recovered.
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Information from: Wisconsin State Journal, http://www.madison.com/wsj