Trading lunch meat for crack cocaine. A bad idea.

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  1. Skate-Board

    Skate-Board Road Train Member

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    I wonder how much crack he got?
     
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  3. joseph1135

    joseph1135 Papa Murphy

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    I'm going for the deepest depths of lame here.....

    I hope this TURKEY has enough BREAD to pay his restitution. Any way you SLICE it, he's got himself into quite the PICKLE here. I bet he was really cutting the CHEESE when the PORK (work with me here) showed up.
     
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  4. SHOJim

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    The driver had a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R, the driver has a second name its M-A-Y-E-R, oh he smokes crack every day, if you ask him why he'll say.....
     
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  5. blairandgretchen

    blairandgretchen Road Train Member

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    If I get a day - you get a week !
     
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  6. blairandgretchen

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    You win. Over and out. I even followed the PORK reference.
     
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  7. skellr

    skellr Road Train Member

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    Trading head cheese for head cheese huh?
     
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  8. Kindle

    Kindle Medium Load Member

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    Well ultimately the consumers win because obviously the sandwich meat was not all it was cracked up to be. It was likely destined for Subway anyway. And hopefully he got a free used crack pipe out of the deal for throwing in the trailer with it.
     
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  9. RunFlat

    RunFlat Light Load Member

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    This isn't adding much to the conversation but
    im interested in Mcarthur transport, $400 a mile and home hourly? Sounds like a good deal! :biggrin_25520:

    hahahaha
     
  10. HalpinUout

    HalpinUout Road Train Member

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    A crack-head looking for another rock wouldn't take much to satisfy his "appetite"... I'm sure you don't know much about crack but they call it the Devil's drug... Once you smoke your first rock you spend a lifetime chasing that same high... Ask anyone who has ever smoked it...

    And No... I'm not a "crackie"
     
  11. HalpinUout

    HalpinUout Road Train Member

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    On another note speaking of crack if anyone has ever watched the TV show cops, they had a Driver get busted buying crack across the street from the Petro on 285 in ATL...

    Seeing the drug dealer and truck driver If I didn't know and had to guess who the "crackhead" was it would have been the dealer...

    Youtube it... Its something else
     
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