Truck stop fuel island Hall of Shame.

Oh, ok. Yeah, forgot about that.

 

It's sad when you pull up to fuel and you're faced with the decision, "OK, who looks the least stupid out of all of them."

 

and the choice u end up making is always the wrong one LOL ive been getting lucky lately , picking the right fuel line, its the greatest feeling in the world sometimes. kinda sad

 

It’s what you get when the quality is diluted with idiots.

I was yelled at by a camper for stopping after pulling ahead. Apparently they didn’t want to get fuel.

Oh well. Life goes on, the idiots multiple.

My dad once made a toast and ended it with a statement and it was one of the defining moments of my life.

“May god give the people in front of me a brain, and me some patience”.

 

I know this thread hasn't served it's intended purpose yet, which is to post pictures of fuel pump jerk offs with truck numbers and company contact information, but I declare your quote above will be our official motto.

 

Kind of hard to see, but dippy was sitting there innthe driver seat dead asleep. He was there when I pulled around to get fuel, so no idea how long he'd been there. It was about 7:30 in the morning. I let the lady at the fuel desk know, and if he was still there after she heard my air horn that she might want to check on him. He woke right up when I hit them though. Then he looked at me like I was the ahole, lol.

 

"You the MAN"!! Awesome.

 

Ancient Chinese secret...

One gallon of walmart distilled water: 88¢
One half gallon of Great Value Windex: $1.97

...the best #### windshield washer solvent ever.

 

Note the black stains on the steps from pouring piss out the window. This is the mark of a quality driver.

 

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