Truck Stop Massage Chair Experience?

Discussion in 'Experienced Truckers' Advice' started by PE_Trans, Feb 20, 2020.

  1. PE_Trans

    PE_Trans Road Train Member

    Is it normal for the machine to be poking my butt! What are drivers into these days! Okay, I’ve never paid anyone for a real massage in my life. So maybe that’s why I find this strange and funny.
     
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  2. Lumper Humper

    Lumper Humper Light Load Member

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    It’s the chair’s version of giving you a happy ending. Enjoy!
     
  3. LondRanger

    LondRanger Road Train Member

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    Was the chair made in Thailand?
     
  4. Chinatown

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    Just go to a real Oriental massage place that has truck parking.
    I've been to dozens of them.
    Just go inside and be coquettish and soon you'll be addicted and start keeping an address book of those you find with truck parking.
     
  5. Chinatown

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    Maybe the chair needs re-programming. They usually don't do that unless the guy customer is wearing pink socks.
     
  6. PE_Trans

    PE_Trans Road Train Member

    I haven’t tried them because last thing I want is another expense that I cannot get rid of easily.
     
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  7. FoolsErrand

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    No that normally costs extra. Was it the freddie mercury signature massage chair?
     
  8. PE_Trans

    PE_Trans Road Train Member

    I paid a dollar. The machine looked the same as the ones at Pilot/FJ. The one I used was at a TA.
     
  9. FoolsErrand

    FoolsErrand Road Train Member

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    You may have missed the gay joke baked into the freddie mercury part but its cool.
     
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  10. PE_Trans

    PE_Trans Road Train Member

    I remember now. It was the Ricky Martin brand. :)
     
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