Truckers

I use one after every dump, bit of a spit and polish I'm fresh as a daisy.

 

It’s better than using nothing but dry toilet paper. Who cleans poop off their shoe with just dry toilet paper?

 

Just an idea, down under we have a shower cubicles you can mount off roof racks for camping. They fold out to provide privacy for a shower. Now add a diesel powered or electric hot water pump that work great for a shower, then 20lt of water and you have 5 or more showers. That way you don't even have to take the flip flops off. It could be mounted on a slide out set up off the back of the cab. You can take a shower while cooking dinner and be away from all the hassle and cost of a stop. Use biodegradable soap so the EPA doesn't have permutations, but ask them about tyre dust and what that's all about while your washing your hair.

 

Its like a post treatment. Its an old bushwalkers trick. When your out walking for days on end, dry paper tends to only half do the job. A quick buff with a wet one and its all shiny and new.

 

"Hand me that sock, I'll be up in my roof rack cubicle taking a "shower!"

 

I suggest the three of us split into teams and endeavor to persevere on solving the mystery of Ron Lawrence & Sons from California. I personally cannot go to California but I promise to lend any support needed for my investigative cohorts from here in Arizona.

 

Never got Commiefornia straightened out, eh?

 

Nope. Since I got this new gig 3 years ago, I’ve cut my interaction with my fellow drivers down to an occasional conversation every 3 or 4 days. After 45 years of this, no more complaining.

 

Just imagine how much more efficient and aerodynamic you would be if you wore pj's and flipflops

 

Don't have to get undressed; just stick the hose underneath your shirt and into your arm pits and do the same with your pants. When finished, get into the truck to dry and change clothes.