Werner Trainer Craps Himself

Discussion in 'Report A BAD Trucking Company Here' started by later_dude, Mar 22, 2008.

  1. chief

    chief Heavy Load Member

    Jul 15, 2007
    Flavor Country, NC
    I can't believe you people don't enjoy some 400 pound man's farts, body odor and dragon breath. would you like 1 or 2 lumps of sugar in your tea, governor? I'm off now to take my annual shower. and take my britches down to the river to wash out the skid marks. talley ho.
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  3. MGVenne

    MGVenne Bobtail Member

    Mar 29, 2006
    Adrian, MI
    I don't care if this is true or not - I was laughing so hard that I had tears streaming from my eyes! You should be a writer, not a trucker!
  4. firecracker24

    firecracker24 Bobtail Member

    Feb 18, 2008
    i have heard of things like this happening but im really glad that they didnt happen to me.sorry for your luck but remember things only get worse....good luck trying to get out.(oh and getting your bonus it took me 2 months after training for me to recieve mine)i finally escaped this month by my dispatcher (full of hatered for my partner and me) and am now going to sue for money they owe us.be safe.and dont get into any trouble.
  5. myminpins

    myminpins Road Train Member

    Sep 20, 2007
    Dartmouth, NS, Canada
    I must be a weirdo then because I wasn't laughing at all. I'm sitting here cringing from the images and feeling very bad for you. What an awful experience!!! I hope you come out of the other side of it okay, though, and move on. Good luck to you.
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  6. IdahoPhil

    IdahoPhil Medium Load Member

    Oct 23, 2007
    Wild Wild West

    Same with me, I was just disgusted by the whole story. I guess I haven't been driving long enough to develop that type of sense of humor.
  7. Skunk_Truck_2590

    Skunk_Truck_2590 Road Train Member

    Feb 16, 2007
    Stonewall, LA.
    myminpins and IdahoPhil must be like them Sercret Service guy's who don't have any sense of humor. :biggrin_25523: No pun intended of course.
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  8. Big Duker

    Big Duker "Don Cheto"

    Sep 18, 2007
    Weatherford, TX
    There are times when you just got to laugh to keep from crying. Talk about male bonding.:biggrin_25521:
  9. Nuthinspecial

    Nuthinspecial Bobtail Member

    Nov 19, 2006
    Salem, Or
    Later Dude,

    I have some good news for you. After reading your well written post and actually feeling like I could smell the odors you described so well, I am convinced that you should be a writer and not a truck driver. That was such a well written post, so descriptive, I'm thinking you could be making millions sitting at home in your den writing wonderfully descriptive stories surrounding yourself with potpouri smells and fresh spring air! Good luck on your new career!
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  10. lost-in-montana

    lost-in-montana Light Load Member

    Feb 12, 2008
    i just got off my mentor's truck friday. couldnt take it anymore. im 4 weeks into the 6 weeks with swift. so i feel for you. i thing these companies should evaluate the 6 weeks with just one mentor. in my humble opinion it should be split up with at least 2 different mentor's. 6 weeks in a box with the same guy or gal is just rough for some people.
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  11. psychocreep

    psychocreep Light Load Member

    Dec 31, 2007
    Flagstaff, Az

    My wife felt the same way, unfortunately she as eating lunch when I read it to her the first time. :biggrin_25521:

    You all can guess what was to come afterwards.:biggrin_2551:

    LMAO... That's still funny after the 5th time.
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