Wet Pants instead of tire....embarrassing.

Discussion in 'Driver Health' started by mjfreespirit, Dec 30, 2014.

  1. mjfreespirit

    mjfreespirit Light Load Member

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    I'm not 2, and certainly not incontinent, I hope..., but today the sudden urge to pee hit me hard and I took a get-off ramp I thought was a cross-over so I could pull over on-to the get-on ramp to do my business, but it was one of those forces right turn/merge situations. So I end up on a county road squirming hard in my seat trying to hold it finally saying screw it, pulling over as far right as I could, four-ways on, popped the brakes hopped out and before I could get to my zipper it started gushing out.

    As nasty as this may sound, I could have a minor incontinence issue as I frequently have the urge to pee, but I can go 6-8 hours without peeing, and when it comes on, it's always "strong and now".

    Anyone ever wet their pants before they could wet the tire? Or am I just an isolated case and I need a doctor?

    SO...Now I sit here in a pair of basketball shorts with a bruised ego....

    (Oh, please be nice. This is meant to be a serious question.)
     
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  3. Freightlinerbob

    Freightlinerbob Road Train Member

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    Driver! Get yourself a pee bottle and learn to use it.
     
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  4. mjfreespirit

    mjfreespirit Light Load Member

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    I've tried that. I just end up getting it everywhere, not to mention I'm small, if you know what I mean....
     
  5. w.h.o

    w.h.o Road Train Member

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    Only once I had to use a bottle. I was getting loaded and they didn't let drivers inside. Other than that I try to hold it
     
  6. ethos

    ethos Road Train Member

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    Open door, trying hard not to walk through it..........
     
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  7. skateboardman

    skateboardman Road Train Member

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    it happens as you get older, mix in blood pressure meds, possibly blood sugar meds, 60 years or so walking on two feet, a prostate that getting slightly bigger as time goes on, and yes it happens.

    I have to hit the shoulder every now and again. I keep a one gallon plastic pickle jar in the truck just for this. it hits at a seconds notice. and no youre not weird, it happens.

    but the reason I use the one gallon plastic pickles jars only is the wide mouth top, its about 4 inches wide at the opening in the top, and that's all it will fit in.
     
  8. The Admiral

    The Admiral Heavy Load Member

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    If you are possibly having prostate problems, try beta sitosterol. It has worked way better than any meds the dr. prescribed. I get mine at the vitamin shoppe. Also I keep a old plastic coffee can in the truck put a little pinesol disinfectant in the bottom,works good.
     
    Last edited: Dec 30, 2014
  9. stabob

    stabob Heavy Load Member

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    I'll never believe this! Bet your one of those people that says they never choke the chicken! LOL..
     
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  10. Puppage

    Puppage Road Train Member

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    If you can't find a place to pull over...youreIn a world of trouble. :biggrin_2559:
     
  11. w.h.o

    w.h.o Road Train Member

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    That I only use a bottle once? Well I know now I should use a bigger bottle than a 16oz. But usually after my morning coffee i know about 3 hours I gotta go. Just a little trip planning and I know where I'm going to be in three hours. There's always the great outdoors....But it's like 18 out and it might freeze and then I'll slip and fall and have to explain this to safety.
     
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