What if it Snows?

No kidding. I'll blame it on the crackheads in St. Louis

 

Cat Beer or Dog Beer

 

so, little Juan goes to the bossman and says' hey man, I gotta sheet".
Bossman says, "go into that portapotty over there."
So, he goes in there and sits down and starts to take the nastiest poop he's ever had.......people outside were choaking up.
So, little Juan says to himself, "you know, now would be a good time for a smoke break....."
So, he sparks one up, and BOOM!! He shoots out of there like an ICBM.
People were amazed as he flew up about 100 feet with his ### still on fire
He landed with a fiery thud in the middle of all the fireworks..... and the rest is just sad history.

Here's the lesson, boys DO NOT smoke if you have explosive diarrhea.
At Least 9 People Dead, 15 Others Injured After Blast at Fireworks Factory

 

She should be rewarded for doing what any parent would do.

 

"Think they call them a pocket hose. They stretch out when you have water pressure to them, but shrivel up when you turn the water off"

Mine has been doing that for years.

 

Yup, twenty minutes , maybe thirty if rocky, of digging, and no one would have been the wiser.

 

Different Eyes see things in different ways

 

Are you getting any smoke relief? You have been right in the crosshairs of the jet stream for a bit

 

LEO should have kept Firing until they removed all possible doubts about his Condition

And then emptied another Clip

 

A cupped hand over the mouth, and the thumb and forefinger holding the nose, a bit of personal satisfaction seeing the light go out of the eyes that way
Added..from far away it looks like you’re checking for a pulse sort of