What is a good retirement gift for a driver?

A very fine BBQ set/smoker since he will have now time to use it.

Something like a big green egg.

 

I prefer a well endowed, nubile 20 something red head.

 

oooo. 45 years. That's Epic. I have to take a trip to a place called Oz and speak with the man behind the curtain for inspiration.

I guess what you can do is go into your company junk yard, hunt up his first assigned truck, send it to a restorer who will bring it to museum quaility and then sign that specific tractor over to him. I would.

 

Beat me, whip me, make me write bad checks