Where all the Lot Lizards at?!

Discussion in 'Road Stories' started by Big Rig Max, Oct 18, 2019.

  1. Infosaur

    Infosaur Road Train Member

    Great, even the ###### want to be ######.

    (Everytime I get a call from my boss telling me I have to save his bacon on some crazy job I tell my wife, "grab my GOOD fishnets, I gotta ##### myself out again.")

    edit: WELL IT'S NOT FUNNY IF YOU'RE GONNA BLEEP IT!!!
     
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  3. mjd4277

    mjd4277 Road Train Member

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    Most of the lot lizards have been scared off by law enforcement(look at all the raids they have in Washington State at truck stops,for example). Even then,the majority of them don’t even look good nowadays (crooked/missing teeth,looking like they’ve been using meth or smoking too much) and they’re trying to charge too much.lol
     
  4. Infosaur

    Infosaur Road Train Member

    Still, gotta be some sort of sliding scale.

    Best hookers, DC & LA, rich and famous
    Then they go through the pro sports teams, they can drop more than we make in a year on a girl in a night
    Then business people I guess, airlines and hotels
    Then things get shaky and they need a fix, so they work the high end dealers, then the middle end, then they do it for a hit.

    Face it, truckers get the ho's that aren't even worth a bag of crack. Bottom of the barrel.
     
  5. F4T6UY

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    Welp, that perspective just summed up my career choice nicely. Well done sir.
     
  6. mjd4277

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    The last time I was propositioned was back in 2015 when I was with Western Express. I had just dropped off a load at the Target DC in West Jefferson,Ohio and had bobtailed to the Pilot in London. No sooner than I arrive a girl (could’ve been her mid to late 20s) walks over to my truck and asks me if I would like some company(I wasn’t even finished backing into my parking spot yet). I politely told her no thanks (C’mon,I worked for Western Express-we had enough difficulty looking for an empty trailer,what makes you think we have money).;)
     
  7. Infosaur

    Infosaur Road Train Member

    *sigh*

    Last time I got propositioned it was a guy in a wig. He was in another truck. I saw him get out and was like "he better be just watching me back" I pull the brakes and he walks up. "####,"
     
  8. Mr. TruckLoad

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    Been to Las Vegas lately ?, all the Casinos are full of TransGender/Trannie Fake-Women, I just stayed in my room and their hotel walls are so thin that you can hear these guys having sex with them, not a pretty picture, don't even bother to look at women these days in the USA, never know what you are looking at . . . . but that's the USA now, the "Laughing Stock" of the world and that's why I re-located to Mexico 13 years ago, where the men are still men and the women run scared !

    Would love to see the USA have a real old fashion style "War" with another country and see how they fair in "Hand to Hand" combat . . . . . is this what our boys/men, Soldiers buried in National Cemeteries fought for ?, this country has "Gone to Hell in a HandBasket !"

    . . . . . . . personally I'd say it's the result of the Feminist movement in the USA turning all of our women into men that just want to go to college and become the next President of the USA, thus having left that slot open, no pun intended ! !, no more girly girls, those times are gone !, and if there are it's as the previous posts stated . . . . . . . toothless drug-addicts and washed-up !

    Bugsy Siegel would turn over in his grave if he knew what has become of Las Vegas !, "Sin City" ? only if you use the Spanish meaning of "Sin" which would mean "No City", the place is a Sh_t-hole, and Spanish is the only way it would be understood in Las Vegas now, similar to Texas, Arizona, and California !, they all look like Little "East L.A.".
     
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    Reason for edit: Spell Check
  9. Infosaur

    Infosaur Road Train Member

    Well, as of this writing, we lost about six city blocks of a minor US city to a secessionist movement. Although it was in a “Sanctuary City” so theoretically, it had already seceded.

    No Russian tanks, Chinese missiles, or Cuban paratroopers needed. (I’d say never fired a shot, but I think that happened already.)

    Any actual military could probably take 4-5 states before Washington could come to a consensus that there was actually a war. Worse if the invading country had a historical grievance.

    If I was Madrid, I’d park an aircraft carrier off Tampa. Might get half of the south for a song.
     
  10. Mr. TruckLoad

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    AGREED !
     
  11. Dexterr

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    I’m there now they’re full of them..

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