You might be a trucker, if...

think???? out to long?

 

You might be a trucker, if you drive a haz-mat tanker and you stop at a railroad crossing while driving your 4-wheeler.(did that once and the Misses slapped me upside the head and sez WAKE UP!)

 

I had one of those yellow turtles installed in my driveway............

 

you are in your personal vehicle getting directions to a place you have never been before and you get directed up a 2 lane road and say to them "I am not sure if I will be able to get up there, might not fit." Then realize you are in your four wheeler.

 

Your turn corners extremely wide in your personal vehicle.

 

... you put clearance lights on your pick up! Maybe even chicken lights on the running boards.

I have caught myself floating gears before on my Ranger not thinking. It can be done.

Sometimes I'll reach for the imaginary buttons.

 

Now what's wrong with clearance lights?!!!!

And yep, me too!

 

LOL These are great! Keep em coming!

 

You reach for your log book while warming up your 4-wheeler

 

You're shifting the gears in your manual pickup, and realize the splitter or range switch aint there...

You floor your cars accelerator, only get the local popo's attention.

Ever notice how after you have driven the large car for a while, you find that precision driving in a car is really fun?