You'll probably guess where I found it

Discussion in 'Discuss Your Favorite Trucking Company Here' started by skipdetour, Jan 25, 2009.

  1. skipdetour

    skipdetour Bobtail Member

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    It pays $.54 per mile by the hub. All loads weigh between 10k and 20k. During the summer months, all loads run North of I80. During the winter months, all loads run South of I20. During the spring and autumn months, all loads run between I20 and I80. No loads move into or out of the Northeast.
    There is nothing East of Ohio or North of the Potomac rivers. The minimum length of haul is 1500 miles. Home time is allowed weekly if desired. Special load assignments will be given to those living in the Northeast when home time is requested. All tractors are KW W900L's no more than 2 years old with a minimum of 550 HP power. All tractors have V-Cube satillite receivers with 19 inch flat screen tv and dvd players. All trailers are dry boxes less than 4 years old. All dispatch is computer generated to prevent any favoritism. Wash policy allows a tractor trailer was once a week. Maintainance and road support are flawless.

    Indeed, this is the perfect place for the over the road driver. By now, you might be asking where I found this company. Well, the truth is that I thought it up out of my head. To be sure, if you think any company like this really exists, you can join me in a state of being out of your head. There is no such animal. One can, however, dream; or, in the extreme, One can but hope.
     
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  3. U2Exit

    U2Exit Road Train Member

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    In your dream can you hire me? Right now Im imagining myself working for/with you.
     
  4. luvtheroad

    luvtheroad Road Train Member

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    LOL I want to run team with him! :biggrin_25525:
     
  5. doubledragon5

    doubledragon5 Road Train Member

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    I want the vice ceo job LOL...
     
  6. luvtheroad

    luvtheroad Road Train Member

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    come on skip we want jobs! i'll even learn to back.
     
  7. Lilbit

    Lilbit Road Train Member

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    Dang it, you weren't suppose to let the cat out of the bag on this man! Geez.:biggrin_25525:
     
  8. trips74

    trips74 Light Load Member

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    that job is coming know that Obama is president.
     
  9. luvtheroad

    luvtheroad Road Train Member

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    i wonder if we can play naked twister in his trucks?
     
  10. Lilbit

    Lilbit Road Train Member

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    Sure, just had to drag that up over here didn't ya?:biggrin_25525:

    Guess we know where your mind is!:yes2557:
     
  11. luvtheroad

    luvtheroad Road Train Member

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    it took you this long to realize that??? besides it was 1PO'd who started it, i was an innocent till then.
     
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