Truck Stop Prostitution

I always say yes maam, no maam.
I have had waitresses up north act offended as if I were making a reference to their age.
Just didn't understand the courtesy, I reckon.

 

Oh, ok, sorry man.
Nah, I don't do it myself.
Not anymore anyway. Not since my wife lost her job.
Just don't have it in the budget anymore.

 

Ive been put in my place simplyred. Thank you. so you mean to tell me. None of ur co workers ever had a date with a trucker..

 

Are you trying to say that the only dates you've ever had were with hookers? That's the same displaced logic as you're using in the assumption that all waitresses are hookers. NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE. not.

 

So that's how you spell smackdown?

 

I've always had good luck with Darlin', too. Never had a waitress bet offended by that. At least, not yet. I'll know when it happens, I think. I've heard that hot coffee dumped in the lap generally garauntees undivided attention.

 

LOL, mustang thats funny. i dont know why but that one line has me cracking up, i guess thats just my sense of humor. now pardon me, i need to spit in a condom and throw it outside my door. lol.

 

As a matter of fact, no, none of 'em did.
The ladies in their 30's and 40's were married, and/or knew better.
The young girls thought all truckers were dirty, fat, old, or ugly, or ALL of the above, and wouldn't have touched one with someones ELSES lips/hands!!
LMAO

Judi Kay

 

Hate to be the bad guy.....

I have yet to ever find anyone in the truckstop I would go home with.

But then again, I don't look for it.

 

Not being "the bad guy"...just honest.

I know that there ARE some women out there, who work as waitresses, that are on the look-out for a "truck drivin' man". It's just not been in my experience, is all I'm trying to say.

Judi Kay