Thou shalt set thy brakes before before thine head hits thy pillow for the night! ( And WCP before you ask yes on both counts ) Thou shalt not key up the cb and say I ain't got no panties on. Thou shalt not kill thy fellow driver for being an inconsiderate prick! Thou shalt not blow by a scale house unless thee get a greenlight. Thou shalt carry a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts in case thou are pulled over by thy state police.
Thou SHALT contact thy significant other AT LEAST once a day! To fail to do so could result in a cast iron skillet being imbedded in the top of thy head!
DOuble D coffee is a must, but never get the donuts while your there in uniform. Will get heckled out of the joint.