I actually hauled a load of TP from a carrier drop yard to a grocery warehouse in Florida. Can't remember what the load weight was. If I remember correct it was around 14,000 pounds.
They fit in right in the center. Didn’t you see them? I told my wife that I read Playboy for the fantastic journalism so she cut out all of the pictures so they wouldn’t distract me from my reading.
I found a used one in a lounge at Love's. There were splatters of motor oil all over the centerfold of the Peterbilt.
You just need a police escort,you know,the kind where you don't stop for nothing. Run through red lights,hit a car? Keep on going. The cops are clearing the road and intersections.