Fake Smokestacks

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  1. Runawayscreaming

    Runawayscreaming Medium Load Member

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    There are plenty of totally stupid things in trucking but I think fake smokestacks take the cake.

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    The selective catalytic reducer and diesel particulate filter are on the passenger side of Kenworth trucks. There is no need for an exhaust pipe on the driver's side. The driver's side smokestack is not even connected. It's purely decorative. All it does is increase the air resistance of your tractor. The fake smokestack screams: "Look at me! I'm totally stupid! Wheee! Trucking is stupid!"

    Kenworth is the same brand that makes cab insulation an option, in case you were wondering why your company Kenworth is making you deaf.
     
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    Old news. This has been going on for at least 5 years now.
     
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    Harland & Wolff pioneered fake smoke stacks over 100 years ago. 4th stack was simply for appearances: download.jpg
     
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    Runawayscreaming Medium Load Member

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    That the superfluous smokestack nonsense has been going on for five years makes it even more shocking.
     
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    Runawayscreaming Medium Load Member

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    And look what happened:

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    RMS Titanic goes to Davy Jones locker with fake smokestack. See Kenworth T880.
     
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    :laughing-guffaw:
     
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    Maybe fake trucks....

    //snarky. I best shut up before i stir this pot too much.
     
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    d168b8daf1106c73a3fe53b64496f502--semi-trucks-big-trucks.jpg [​IMG]
    What's next your gonna try and tell us size doesn't matter?
     
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    Billy big rigger doesn't know or care
    That it's fake.
    All that matters is its chrome to him.

    Hell even pay the the tank/ tire wheel
    Shining guy to make it shine.
     
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    Kinda like the clowns with the jacked up p/u and the single stove pipe in the box...
     
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