That experience was worse then the time I took a dump in a border patrol cell in Texas while a crazy girl tried to watch from the cell across the hall
And you? Bordar patrol thank and bless their poor hearts... but I rather not deal with them so much. Nogales were a source of heartache for me constantly back in the day. You have to appreciate the engineering that went into a 2001 freightliner century and the failure of FFE to pimp it out in full skirting, etc so anyone trying to hide on that thing will have to show a arm or a leg to me.
Long story short, I got rear ended and while waiting for the insurance dude at the checkpoint in van horn to get through the traffic jam I helped create, I had to take a dump so I waddled up to the bp guys...