please describe thorough details of how to make a million dollars

ok so i need to know exactly how to make 1 million dollars. i dont have any start up money and i dont want to have it be made illegally. further more i dont want the government to find out about it so you need to tell me in detail how to launder the money and not get caught and if i get caught i will need you to take the heat for it.

thanks in advance and no wise ### remarks, dont come in here and bs me.

 

ok first things first.........get a credit card with a $ 2,000,000.00 limit.

ya with me still....ok then go to atm's and withdraw $1,000,000. Ok stay close here's where it gets good

Using the other $1,000,000.00 buy a plane ticket and new clothing and move to somewhere that has no extradition to the US........now you have just beat the system




hope that helped

 

There's a book which may be of particular interest to you which is titled, "The Best way to Rob a Bank is to Own One"

 

Start with $10 million, start a trucking company . . . you'll be down to a million in no time!

 

Dig through your pockets, couch cushions, pockets, etc.
Did you find a dollar in change? Great, now do that a million times.

 

sign a lease with one of the big fleece companys.

 

Dear o.m.d,

I represent the Internal Revenue Service as an internal auditor. I have discovered an error that has cost you much money over the last few years. After correcting the error, I have discovered that the U.S. government owes you a sum of $1,000,000. I have a check prepared for you. All I need is for you to send me $2,500 to cover he processing fees. Once I have received the money, I will deposit the money directly to your account. Thank you, and have a pleasant day.

John Smith
Internal services, IRS

 

Now that's just funny!

 

sounds like a scam to me....they only want $2500.00??

 

Dear o.m.d

What u need to do is start a charity fund. ask millions of people via internet to donate 1 to 5 dollars to the o.m.d millionaire charity. as long as no one person sends u over say 30000 dollars they are all one time donations and tax free, LOL
Good Luck