The Dart Theory, "saves Time"!

Discussion in 'Report A BAD Trucking Company Here' started by cutloose, Jul 15, 2007.

  1. cutloose

    cutloose Light Load Member

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    If you are applying to these large fleet co's...
    1.) Get a truck stop comic book.
    2.) Take back 2 your trk.
    3.) When your u get home take comic book inside.
    4.) Open comic book and turn it in2 a loose leaf.
    5.) Take loose leafs to a large area of open wall.
    6.) Begin to tape these comics up on wall
    7.) Now head 2 the frig. grab 12 pack and start drinking.
    8.) When finished with consuming 12 pack, hopefully beer.
    9.) Blind fold yourself.
    10.) Now grab a dart and throw, it... Hopefully towards the wall..
    12.) Listen 4 screams, b4 removing blindfold, mite have hit a luved1
    13.) If no screams, take off blind fold.
    14.) Now u may c how well, u have done in your search..
    15.) And when the recruiter asks how u heard about them, lie..

    I hope this will help you in your search... :biggrin_25514:
     
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    Gazoo Resident Mental Patient

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    Roadmedic Road Train Member

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    Then if you choose a bad company, then you can really say you had bad luck.:yes2557:
     
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    Bullwinkle Medium Load Member

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    This is funny :)
     
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    geargrinder Medium Load Member

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    Back in the '80s there were some mutual fund managers using the same research technique to pick stocks.
     
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    Brickman Trucker Forum STAFF Staff Member

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    Funny but right on target.
     
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    PTWT Ministries Bobtail Member

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    Like Michael Milken and Ivan Boesky?